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Exposed myself to a guy on the train
I still look back on this and cringe sometimes.
So when I was a kid, let's just say there were a lot more incidents of the daycare people calling my parents to report me running around naked than other kids. For some reason kid me thought being naked = funny. Once a kid in elementary school made me mad, so I pulled off my pants and urinated down the playground slide during recess. (don't ask, I have no idea why I thought that was a commensurate way to get back at some random boy).
So anyways, in Grade 4 I started taking the public bus home after school. It's pretty safe and it was only 6 stops or so so it was fine. Anyways, one day I decided for some reason that I should 'prank' somebody by taking my clothes off in the bus. I took my clothes off in the washroom in last period, put on a coat and just my pants, and got on the bus. Some poor guy sat in the seat across the aisle from me. Bus was empty apart from him (thank god), and I pulled off my coat and my pants. Guy turned around, and he looked fucking mortified seeing a suddenly naked girl sitting next to him. I froze up when the guy didn't laugh or WHATEVER i expected a random guy to do in reaction to my 'prank', quickly got dressed again, and got off two stops early and just walked the rest of the way home.
I have never told anybody about this. It is my greatest shame. I feel so sorry for that guy. If you're out there I am so sorry you had to be witness to 9 year old me's dumbassery
We got hard ons in hs gym class shower. Usually someone got pushed out the door into the hallway
Reminds me of following school busses and kids doing stupid things like that to cars. Had two girls moon me for a few stop lights before they stopped. Older maybe 12 and probably dared.