Patricia

I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.

This is how Donny is getting the illegals back to Mexico.

I took my kids to McDonalds and after ordering Happy Meals some man showed up dressed like the Hamburglar who snatched my son's happy meal box as I gave chase.

The Hamburglar was also barefoot as I chased him into the women's restroom as I could hear other women screaming for him to get the hell out as The Hamburglar went inside a stall and locked the door as I kicked the stall several times but other women in the restroom calmed me down and said to get the Manager to call the Police and I did as I could hear the Hamburglar eating my son's happy meal while sitting on the toilet in McDonalds so I went back into the restaurant to order another on for him.

The manager said they will compensate me for it and will call the Police to apprehend the Hamburglar for stealing my son's Happy Meal.

Then as me and my Family was enjoying a nice lunch, The Hamburglar returned from the Restroom still barefoot and wearing a black and white stripped thong as he then started smelling his fucking feet in the middle of McDonalds as I could hear the entire restaurant all outrages at the sight of a grown man smelling his feet inside of a restaurant.

Then he ran towards our table and snatched my son's cheeseburger and then ran out the door with it as I gave chase as I then saw the Hamburglar outside of McDonalds put his foot in my son's cheeseburger, and sucked his toes on my son's cheeseburger as before I could do anything Ronald McDonald ran over the Hamburgler with his car and gave the wink as Ronald McDonald and Grimmace all hauled the Hamburglar into the back of Ronald McDonald's Car nd then drove away hopefully to give the Hamburglar counselling for ruining my son's lunch.

BA DA BA BA BA I'm Hating It.

Donny trying on his prison suit. He knows the charges aren't dropped yet and he has immunity for 4 years. He will try anything once.

I went to have dinner at a Chinese Restaurant enjoying some Kung Pao Chicken and crab Rangoon and then in comes a man wearing a Monk's Robe and he was barefoot.
I know Monks usually are barefoot but the restaurant still had a "No Shirt, No shoes, No Service Sign on the door"

It didn't make a bit of difference as this monk was both drunk and barefoot.

He also banged the gong and started slurring the words to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" to the annoyance of everyone in the restaurant and this is not how Monks are meant to behave,

Then The Drunk Monk Kung Fu'd his way to the restroom and I nearly spit up some of my rice when I saw a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.''

Then several minutes later The Munk returns from The Restroom still barefoot and in his underwear shocking all of the Chinese Workers who now regret coming to America as a result.

Then he picked up his foot and started smelling his fucking feet in the restaurant as The Chinese Workers all looked very grossed out.

Then he went over to my table and snatched an Egg Roll, put the egg roll under his foot, and started sucking his toes on my egg roll.

I threw my drink at him and then got into fighting position as someone then shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT" As Me and This Half Naked Monk were now engaged in a brawl where I hit this idiot several times and he hit me back, but I was in a rage as I then slammed his head against the Gong.

I then took a TamTam Mallet and hit this Drunk Barefoot Monk in the dick making him scream like Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat 3 as some workers raised my hand in victory calling me the "Weiner" as they then dragged the Monk's drunk half naked ass back to his Shaolin Temple.

Flawless Victory for me

Donny wears his robe too much.

Did she suck your cock?

“including a particular blow job I will remember for the rest of my life”

Liar

Don’t be a bitter pussy-less little bitch. Unless that’s what you are.

Luv hairy snatch

Does she have hair on her vagina?

Shaved as bald as the day she was born. Just the way I like it.