Jesus and Mary M

There is a lot of porn materials in the holy Bible ...

It's mostly made up stuff. Legends like Hercules or Zeus & friends. A Star Trek TV show or movie & the Bible are equal. Stories carrying a moral value but made up stuff as to the details, purely for entertainment value.

Eh... I flip flop between thinking he never existed and he did exist, but was just an enlightened human that got deified when they decided to splice together a religion. Either way religion is just somebody's interpretation and is a means to organize society. I do believe there's more to this physical existence though.

Religious Liberty is a bitch, eh fucktard?

I never said you could not believe... I stated that they did not exist in the way it is traditionally said they did... if they even existed at all. You can believe what ever you want. Hell, there are folks that think that Donald Trump is some kind of devine deity. LOL

I was waiting to get some money from the ATM behind some white trash bitch who was cussing at the machine like a motherfucker and she was standing on the concrete barefoot. I honked my horn and told her to move her nasty, barefoot ass out o the way; then she comes to my car and shoves her dirty fucking foot in my face while I was in my car. I immediately punched her in her leg and she pulled me by my hair and started to punch me and I grabbed her by her neck and slapped her in the mouth as I got out of my car and we had a cat fight in the Bank's Drive Thru over the ATM. Bank employees got out of the bank to break up our fight, and asked what the problem is? The Barefoot Bitch starts cussing out the Bank Tellers talking about how their ATM is a piece of shit and I said; well maybe if you had better manners and wear some goddamn shoes than maybe your life would be easier, and she says that I don't know her, and I said I don't want to know you, you goddamn white trash bitch. Then she slaps me and I slap her back and we had a rematch where we started fighting on top of my car as I was pummeling this bitch and she rams me into her car and tries to shove her dirty foot in my face but I pushed her to the ground and started to continue to beat the hell out of this bitch until the sirens were heard and the Cops came but I was able to get in my car and drive away, not sure about that trashy barefoot bitch, but if I see this skank again I will beat the hell out of her once again.

I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.

One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.

YOU SURE AS HELL DO NOT EAT HEALTHY
I BET YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE REALLY FAT ASS AMERICANS LOL

You are wrong.trump is a myth.

You’re a fecal stain.

Trump isn't a myth, Trump is a convicted felon.

You are a pedophile.

Trump is a pedophile too... ask both his daughters.

And you are Trumptard.

Trump's assassination is well over due. I'm sure that when Musk is finished with Trump as his rubber stamp he'll arrange to give Trump his very own "Grassy Knoll" moment exactly like Kennedy got. :)

Agreed 👍

I agree as well 👍👍

Birds of a turd flock together.