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Doctor visit for ED
I went in for an erectile dysfunction test and wasn't sure to what to expect. First it was with a nurse who checked my BP, had me answer a medical questionnaire, etc. She said they normally do a blood draw and scheduled one for me later.
Then the doctor came in and she was about mid 30s, I think, attractive and personable. She was petite, looked Japanese or Korean. She put on gloves and checked my cock and balls, which felt nice, and said she was going to do a CIS test which required a shot, then wait for about 15 minutes, and then a test for hardness. She gave the shot, left the room, and said she would check hardness in a few minutes.
She came back and I was semi-hard. She touched it for firmness and asked me my opinion about how close I was to getting fully hard. I'm 6.5" normally but was about 4" at that point. She said to manually stimulate myself to see if I could get it as hard as possible, so I did. She watched me stroke for a few seconds, then turned her back to me to give me some privacy and did some paperwork. I kept looking at her sexy ass the whole time, so that was good inspiration. Her ass looked so tight that it could probably crack a walnut. She said when I felt I was at "max" to let her know. I wasn't totally rock hard, but not bad, maybe 6".
She turned around, had a chart and took a look, made notes, and gave me another little touch test. She hit the right spot underneath and I lost it. She knew it was an issue because her eyes got big when it twitched and she quickly reached over for a nearby bedpan and I blew my load mostly into the pan. I hadn't cum in a couple of weeks, so it was a lot. I was embarrassed, and she said most guys aren't that sensitive, but it was fine. She said she got the data she needed. In her chart notes, she didn't say that I blew my load, but that the exam ended "prematurely due to adverse, unexpected testing response."
She scheduled me for a follow up. After my blood labs came back good, she was pleased. She said she could do an ultrasound, but by the looks of it I likely didn't have vascular issues. She said I had hypertension and should stop drinking and smoking and that would help. She prescribed me pills.
Did you try getting a massage before going to the doctor?
I'm not talking about a strip mall massage parlor with workers that do not speak English.
I worked at a high end spa outside LA for eight years. It was common for men struggling with ED to ask if there was anything natural we could try before taking a pill.
Basically, they wanted to know if they can achieve an erection on their own.
This is service was different from the normal 'happy ending'.
These men were experiencing early signs of ED and just needed time to relax, given special attention and added confidence once the erection was achieved.
It was sad because these men were married and their wives refused to be patient and help. I'm sure it added extra stress to their situation.
So when you worked there, what did you do for these men? Honest question.
I was at my Company Christmas Party with my Family, Friends, and Co Workers having a fun time until Santa showed up not to take pictures with the kids but was drunk and he was barefoot too. Santa began to climb on top of the Dinner Table where My Boss and his Family were sitting at and began to sing and slur the words to Santa Claus is coming to town very loudly as he began to drink more beer and his feet getting into everyone's food as Santa let out an ungodly fart in my Boss's face. My Boss was pissed and tried to attack Santa but his wife had to restrain him as Santa then began to strip his suit off and was now wearing Women's Underwear; he was Walking around in Women's Underwear. He also began to sing Walkin Around in women's Underwear as Santa then grabbed a hold of a pole and tried to pole dance on it only for Santa's Fat ass to break the pole and go crashing through my boss's table.
Santa then stood up and brushed off the food and then ran inside the bathroom barefoot and I was grossed out and nearly gagged on my wine as Santa went barefoot into a public restroom. As Santa was taking a shit in the restroom I decided to set a trap for him to be ready for Santa's Nasty Ass. As I was setting the traps we could all hear Santa grunting on the toilet and letting out ungodly farts and everyone at the party could smell the stench of Santa's shit.
Santa then returned from the restroom wearing a thong with bells at the crotch and turd stains smeared all over his asscheeks and toilet paper hanging out his ass and off his feet with shit stains smeared everywhere including all over the Toilet and Restroom Floor. Santa for the love of God didn't Mrs. Claus teach you how to dress and how to behave at an event and to wipe your ass too? Then Santa picked up his foot and began to smell his fucking feet at the Christmas Party as everyone groaned in complete disgust and the kids were even more mortified. Then after Santa got done smelling his fucking feet he then slipped on toy cars we left in front of the bathroom as Santa fell on the floor as we all laughed. then Santa stood up and then went over to my friends and began to rub his hairy ass nipples in front of them, placed his hands around his head, swiveled his hips and said Julie. He then said Baby come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas. My friend Julie kicked Santa in his Jingle Balls as Santa stumbled over to the refreshment table, grabbed the bowl of Eggnog, put his Foot in the Eggnog and sucked his fucking toes on the Fucking Eggnog as I dropped a paint bucket from above and his Santa in the head with a Paint Bucket, as Santa fell to the floor with the Eggnog spilling all over Santa and then The Elves all came to drag Santa's Drunk Half Naked ass back to the North Pole as Christmas has officially been ruined for me.