Chastised for masturbating on ancient Indian burial ground
I'm 68 and retired and do a lot of traveling in my RV. My wife passed away two years ago, so I travel alone. It's not all that bad. I pick up a lot of sluts at casinos and RV parks and still get a good share of pussy. I tip well.
I was driving through North Dakota and needed to find a place to stay overnight. I stopped off at a park that had a parking lot. It was almost like a rest stop, but not quite. I decided to stay there overnight.
I got up the next morning and went out to take a walk. The area was pretty cool, a few monuments that were unmarked, but definitely were there for a reason. I needed to drain my balls, so I went over to this rock to stroke one out. I was well into it when I saw a Native American woman watching me from about 200 feet away. She ran into a nearby log cabin.
Then this Native American dude came out of the cabin and started yelling at me in some hybrid English. By that time I was blasting my load all over this rock and felt pretty good about it. I had about a week's worth of cum to blow out of the pipes, so my load was huge.
The guy was angry and said that I was defacing the sacred rock. What?!? He said it was an ancient burial ground of his tribe's ancestors and demanded that I partake in a ceremony to apologize to the gods. What?!? I'm fucking standing there with my shorts around my thighs with a still-dripping dick out, and he wants me to do what?
I said, "Hey, Chief, do your thing, but don't ask me to partake in it." He looked at me with the most evil eyes ever and I think he put a curse on me or something, but he wasn't speaking English anymore, so I didn't understand him. I went back to my RV and got the fuck out of the place.
By the way, that Native American woman who initially saw me stroking was totally bangable. I thought about her just about the whole time I was masturbating. Fucking hottie.
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