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Everyone wants a bigger dick
Everyone wants a bigger dick. It’s not as great as it seems. All my life I’ve heard friends or seen guys on social media want a huge dick. I’m over here wishing I had a little bit smaller. Let me explain.
I’ve had a bigger one as long as I can remember. I was embarrassed to change in the locker room. Kind of felt like a freak. When it came time to lose my virginity, it didn’t work. She couldn’t suck my dick, it couldn’t fit in her, I ended up with a handjob. A girl near me heard about it and since she was a slutty older girl, she wanted to take my virginity. That point it made sense to lose it to her. She wanted to do all of the work. She said she was going to cum and so was I so I ruined her orgasm by moving her off me she said. That’s when she got on her back and held my dick and used it like I wasn’t attached to it. Pulled me in a little to cum, then on her clit rubbing herself with it. Then back in. Back on her clit when I came again then back in. I stood there watching basically. When I tried fucking her, she pushed me so I could only get some in. Months of her using me when I fucked her friend. First time doing the work and she was uncomfortable right away. I didn’t even cum but she did. She said she couldn’t take it any more in her pussy. I jerked off on her. I had one that came and that was the end and one who used my dick like a dildo.
I’ve never once had a girlfriend that can take a hard fucking. I hate going slow. Most girls I’ve been with were older or slutty. I’ve never had a woman I actually like want to stay with me. Not after sex a time or two. I know I’m only 22 but I feel that I’ll never have a good relationship.
The only good part is that primal animal side of me that enjoys knowing they’re in a little pain. When they want it and they are too tight. I like to push the tip in and then the full thrust in to hear that scream. Like, yeah, you got the dick now. I’ve had to buy hookers when I’m horny. There’s one that lets me go as hard as I want. I hold her arms back and destroy her. She always tells me that I’m going to break her. She’s the only girl that can take it in her ass too. She screams and I can’t get more than a couple inches but that hole gripping is intense and I usually cum anyway. The only other girl bled and cried after. After the tip. Was horrible.
Sounds to me you need to marry the hooker.
I woke this morning with my usual hard on, and was in the middle of a good stroke session when my 4 year old came in and was watching and I don’t know for how long.
Later today he’s napping, I was laying in bed naked, my wife came home from work and got naked and layer on the bed with me.
My son woke up and came in the room. And got under the covers with my wife. My thoughts drifted to the future when he’s of age and hopefully still does this.
She got out of bed, and grabbed some panties, and walked into the bathroom. My soon still layer on the bed, me on the other side and we both watched her put her panties on. I realized just how much like me he is.
She stood there in just her panties, her nipples hard while we watched, and finally my son started running around and talking with her.
I payed there with a giant hard on, thinking, no wishing that we stay this way when he’s of age.
I can’t wait for my wife to catch him masturbating. For him to be naked with us. To watch him and my wife fucking.
I’m off to stroke my cock again…
Yeah I'm happy with my BBC size. Not small but I can comfortably fit the whole thing in. Only one black chick ever tried to say I wasn't that big. Everyone else was happy. I had a Latina that was infatuated with my size, especially the girth. I did do a MMF with my neighbor once and another time with a college friend, both were much more hung that I was, and that did mess with my ability to perform. I'm probably Mr. Marcus size and these dudes were like Mandingo.
Keep dreaming
One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.
The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.
Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.
Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.
I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.
My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead
I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.
Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.
I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.
I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.
Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.
Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.
At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.
It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.
You’ve been given a great gift, and that gift comes with great responsibility. You must scour dating sites for all the big cock loving bitches you can find, and destroy them. Destroy them for every pathetic little dick bastard such as myself who could only ever deliver a tickle. Now go. Go! Go, and dick them down. For us!
You believe that BS story.
You must get committed to a loony bin.