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I have a cousin who’s a year older than me. Since I was in elementary school we had very blurred sexual boundaries. I don’t know if what happened could be called rape or grooming or anything but he started with us just comparing and seeing each other naked. By the time we were in middle school he would have me and him go somewhere private during family gatherings and he would have us strip naked. he would jerk me off while I jerked him off and we’d touch each other. I would always make him cum but I’d usually have to finish myself off. It became normal to me by the time I was 15 and we’d text about girls and send each other dick pics. I’d even show him nudes I got from my girlfriend at the time. One time he even confessed that he saw his sister naked and that he wished he could fuck her. It peaked when he asked me to suck his dick. He came from me giving him head. He asked if he could fuck me and I said no and he respected that The year after that I had tried to initiate things with him and he stopped it. We haven’t mentioned it since and it’s been close to a decade at this point. I don’t know why he did this to me or how I even went so long thinking it was okay but I’m deeply ashamed of it and I’m pretty sure it’s the reason I’m such a overly sexual person.
Feb 26
One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.
The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.
Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.
Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.
I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.
My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead
Cousin bonding.