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She thought it was me
My wife and i were out at the lake one summers weekend. she had on shorts a t-shirt and sandals. we were at a small beach bar and i was drunk but she was worse.
i headed to the men's room. when i came out my wasted wife was leaning on a high-top table. a guy (i have no idea who he was) walked up behind her and bumped into her butt.
I have a habit of doing that and whe i do she sticks it out and says "take it if you want it!" i guess she thought that was me because i saw her stick out her butt and sait those words.
well the guy wasted no time. i watched him pull down her shorts. she stepped out of them and she spread her feet apart. he opened his shorts and slipped his cock in her and fucked her in the corner of the bar.
as he fucked her he lifted her shirt exposing her tits. he played with her tits as he fucked her then pulled her top off . she was naked in the bar being fucked by a stranger.
i watched as she came. he came inside her and quicky walked off. she looked dazed as she searched for her clothes. i walked back over and she saw me heading for her. she looked really confused.
'Where did you go?" she asked. i said i was in the mens room. she asked if i went to the men's room after i fucked her . i said i didnt fuck you! She insisted i did. i told her it wasnt me. she giggled and said. "oh shit! who was it then?"
We were camping up by the Anderson Ranch reservoir. My wife who back then normally didn't smoke weed, was smoking weed, shots of vodka while nursing a Mickeys Big Mouth.
There were a bunch of us that had these simple home made campers.
My wife crawled into what she thought was ours. When the guy that it belonged to was going to sleep, he found my wife in there, naked. He was just kinda put her in the right one but was so out of it and so drunk that she said she thought it was me and just wanted to suck and fuck.
She to this day swears that it was me.
My wife and I had people over drinking we were pretty wasted. Everyone left except my brother who I told he could stay instead of driving since he was drunk. I went to bed and my wife came in got undressed and put her short robe on said she was going to go clean up a little. While doing dishes at the sink she thought it was me coming up from behind her but was actually my brother who she spread for letting him fucking her even opening up her robe playing with her tits cumming in her.