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My morning facial
Our bedroom is not that big and the bed sits only about three feet from the wall on my side. Recently I discovered that if I put both my wife's and my pillows against the wall, I can flip myself upside down in the space between the wall and the bed. Picture this, my head is on the floor, I am looking upwards, my knees are on the bed above me, the pillows are supporting my back so that my neck is not too uncomfortable. In this position, my cock about a six inches directly above my face. My wife leaves before me in the morning. Just after I hear her car pull out of the driveway, I strip naked, get in this position and jack off. I hold my mouth open while I cum all over my own face and in my mouth. This way I give myself a facial and swallow as much as I can. Then I take my shower. I do this almost daily.
Dec 10
Love doing this, try a blindfold it will really enhance your other senses when you cum.
If you do this, you want to close or cover your eyes. Cum in your eyes does not feel good at all
And I thought that I was being nasty jacking onto a saucer and then licking it clean
When I was younger. In my teenage years. I would masterbate in the mornings when I woke too releave my morning wood. One day my cum shot up and landed on my face and mouth. I took my tongue licked it off. It actually tasted good. I started trying to suck my own cock. I'd slide down in the bed. Put my legs up over my head, and hook my toes in the headboard. That way I could arch my back more, bringing my cock closer to my mouth. Over time I was able to get the tip of my cock in my mouth. Then as i continued to practice, was about half of it in my mouth. Sucking my own cock till I'd cum in my mouth and swallowed it, was the best thing ever.
I started dating girls, graduated, got married. My wife was quite open to sexual kinks. When I told her what I could do, she said, she had to see it. Which totally impressed her. This led to a few different kinks. Like me eating my own cum back out of her pussy. Cumming on her titties and licking and sucking it back off of them. Then she would have me cum on a strapon and she was us it as lube to peg my ass. As I got older and less flexible. I couldn't suck my own cock anymore. My wife would suck my cock till I would cum in her mouth. Then kiss me, using her tongue to push the cum into my mouth, so I could swallow it.
Now this is fucking hot. I am not longer flexible enough to suck my own either. I dream about it though, often. I wake up and tell the wife, she will finish me then let the cum drip into my mouth as I eat it.
My wife leaves for work at 7:30 and I work from home most days. When she is gone I grab her night time panties that smell of pussy and pee. I smell them awhile, get raging hard and slip them on before I blast a nut in them.
When I was younger I used to do that and could shoot the cum right into my mouth every time! Now it's either a creampie or a shot glass.
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That’s hot. I’d love to see this 😍
I wish I could still do this. Getting old sucks, 56 and bad hips make it impossible. But my wife is involved now and I always eat my cum for her. Took some time to get here, but I still get my mouth full and she does it for me. Win win! Love to see you doing this! I just like to watch to reminisce!
Fuck that is hot. I tried to do that a few times but couldn't get the position right. I would usually miss my face with my cum and it would just hit my neck. When I did get it in my mouth I loved the taste. I want to suck off another guy, but can't find a way to approach that. (It's not like you can walk up to a guy and say, " Hey can I suck your cock?" For now it's just a fantasy.
You need the wall close to the bed to keep your hips over your head. You need the pillows to support your shoulders.