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Naughty Knob Job
I have an old bed that belonged to my grandparents. I often stand on it naked with my asshole all lubed up and fuck myself in the ass with the that big fat knob that protrudes up high from the headboard. I bounce up and down on it on the bed while I jerk my cock. It makes me cum hard and I always shoot a big load of my jizz clear across the room!
It's all fun and games until the chair turns over and you get impaled on the post. Then someone calls 911 and they roll the ambulance and some EMT, like me, gets to pick you fat ass up off that post, roll you out on a gurney, and rush you to the hospital to have your colon resected.
We have a bed in our guest room that has long wooden knobs on the foot board that are thicker in the middle and about 8" long and round at the ends but smaller that can be easily inserted in to my well lubed asshole.
When the wife is away and I am in one of my horny moods I like to get naked and take a long hot shower then lube my asshole up good. Get out small step ladder from the kitchen and set it up near the foot of that guest bed.
I stand on the second platform of the ladder and watch in the dresser mirror as I lower my ass down on the wooden knob and watch it go in my tight ass. After fucking myself for awhile and stroking my big hard cock I slowly lower my ass down letting it open up to take the huge thick part of the wooden knob in to my asshole then lower myself down to take the entire knob in my ass sitting all the way down on the thick bed post that is way to big to ever take in my ass.
Once I take the entire knob up my ass I like to move my ass up and down and jack myself off then shoot my big thick load in my hand and lick up my cum. Sometimes I can get myself off with the big thick knob up my ass and never touch my dick and my pre cum pours out the head of my dick and I lick every drop off my fingers.
There have been times where I have kept it in my ass for more than an hour and watched myself in the mirror doing this. My secret fantasy is to have my wife come home and catch me doing this and we go to an adult toy store to shop for her a big strap on to fuck me in the ass with. Who knows I might just let her catch me doing this one day just to see her reaction.
I really think you deserve to get your arse knotted and stuck fast onto that big knob, it would be so funny hearing your father had to saw it off the bed and cart you off to hospital to have it removed.