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My wife usually goes to bed before I do, and many nights I end up jerking it in bed next to her. Every time I go to the bathroom to clean up and come out I see her sound asleep on the bed, I fantasize about jerking it in front of her and cumming all over her face while she sleeps. She's pretty vanilla when it comes to sex, she's not kinky at all, and I know there is no way in Hell she would ever actually agree to let me do that, and if I did it without asking, I would pay for it greatly! Even during sex she absolutely won't let me cum in her mouth or even on her face or tits. She's let me cum on her ass/back and on her stomach, but never anywhere else. I also have a fantasy of cumming in her panties while she's wearing them and then going somewhere public knowing her panties & pussy are covered in my cum. How do I get her to open up sexually?
Never going to change
My wife's OK with cum anywhere below the neck. She has sucked me off completely before but doesn't like the taste. Another time some went in her eye no now it's below the neck only.
Get her a male dog
Alcohol may help.