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We just returned from our honeymoon. I still had a few days off from work. I kissed hubby goodbye off he went to work. What to do? We still had a few unopened wedding gifts. Grabbed an arm full of presents and jumped on the bed. Started unwrapping oh a bottle of personal lube. Might come in handy. A book on sexual positions and sexual fun time. A chapter on swallowing his load, titty fucking and bedroom toy fun time. Licking her clit. And other possible reading chapters. Next three porn videos never heard of John Holmes. One called the neighborhood Milf . What's next a long square package. Opened it up A ten-inch-long vibrating Dildo. Now I'm reading the chapter on bedroom toys. What a fun day.
Dec 3
I received my first vibrator at a Bachelorette party. Then I learned they came in different lengths. After it worn out, I replaced it with an 8 incher. obtw the first comment he's just jealous.
BS, what fucked up people give sex toys as wedding gifts.