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Mom giving me "The Talk"
Hi to whoever is reading
Well, I don’t think I can consider this a “Traumatic experience” but it is something I think about from time to time.
For context: I was an only child raised by a single mother, and we didn’t really have other family members. It was just the two of us. My mom was very strict, unconventional, unorthodox, unvarnished, and had a very no B.S. quality to her (didn’t sugar coat anything) but she was a very loving and always went above and beyond for me. She even home schooled me. (She looks a lot like Rihanna)
When I was 11 I hit puberty. (she was 29) I didn’t have access to the internet and I was raised mostly in solitude, I didn’t know what was happening to my body because my mom didn’t get around to “The Talk” yet. So I went to my mom’s bedroom and told her that I had noticed hair down there. She told me to pull down my pants so she could see. I was reluctant, but then she said “ I know it’s been awhile since I last saw them but I still know what they look like.” She crouched down and pulled my pants and underwear down herself. Her eyes widened, her eyes brows rose, and she softly chuckled. She started by examining my penis with a cheeky smirk and said “ Your weiner is looking real nice so that’s great news… your welcome.” (gave me a wink) She examined my balls and said “They are gonna get bigger and hairier ya know?” She then proceeded to give me “The Talk”. I guess she already knew this was a lot of info for me so she playfully phrased it in a very informal way like “He sticks his weiner in her taco shell” to “Theirs white gravy that comes out of the weiner” eventually leading to “and that’s where babies come from.” She paused for a bit in contemplation. “Aw fuck it I’ll just tell you about it now” and talk to me about and taught me how to masterbait. “You can play with it if you want IN PRIVATE during your free time, I don’t really care. But I better not catch you looking at anything dirty! Also don’t be gross, I don’t wanna find white stains on any fabric, wipe the head (pinching my fore skin) off this thing when it’s satisfied. By the way your lucky I didn’t circumcise you. You still have all your nerve endings so enjoy it.” Then she got serious and placed her palm on my junk. “Now listen to me, you were born with a dick and pair of balls between your legs, not a little vagina. Your growing into a man now, but now it’s a matter of using these (lightly squeezing my balls) to act like one! When someone is giving you shit, never act like a neutered little pussy. Got it?!” I nodded my head. “Say it!” I said I got it. She then hugged me tight for almost a minute and told me she loved me. She then suddenly spun me 180 and placed her hand between my legs saying “Grow some big cojones like yo mama!” She smacked my ass and told me to get ready for dinner. I don’t know what to make of my story but I guess my mom’s pseudo man to man talked worked because whenever I’m in a conflict, I make an effort not to be a push over because I have my mom in the back of my head.
Our mom never said anything to me about anything to do with sex. I shared a room with my older sister. She was the one that like gave me the "TALK" about it. The part that actually surprised me was the part about masturbation. She actually admitted to me that she usually did it after she was sure I was asleep. I was like..WHAT??? LOL
So evenly, one random night I asked her if she was going to do it as we were getting ready to go to sleep. She just nodded. I was oddly thrilled. I asked if it was ok if I did it too. She clicked off the lights and told me to stay under the covers. In a little while I could hear her breathing oddly, I knew it was happening. I parted my knees and slipped my hand into my undies and started to explore.
My sis and I masturbated frequently in our own beds at night at the same time LOL 😆
Another BS copy-n-paste story
Relax, will you? You must get a thrill bullying, you perv!!!