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A Golfer's Fantasy
Donald is an overweight 64year old with a horrible comb-over who loves playing golf.
Donald is having a dream. In his dream he’s playing golf at the local Country Club. He’s playing with Jack, a man that Donald adores. They are done playing and Donald lost again. But he lies and tells everybody that he always win.
Donald and Jack are in the Country Club shower where ten guys can shower at once. Donald keeps staring at Jack’s flaccid six-inch cock. Donald drooled at that sight.
“Jack, you have a nice cock! Can I suck you off?” asked Donald.
“Please,” smiled Jack.
Donald walked over to Jack, and dropped to his knees. He began sucking on Jack’s flaccid cock that grew into a large eight inch piece of hard meat. Donald sucked Jack’s cock allowing Jack to cum in Donald’s mouth.
“Thanks, Jack. I hope I can suck you off again!” beamed Donald.
“Anytime you want,” replied Jack.
Donals woke up from his dream. He was stroking his four inch hard cock dreaming about Jack’s well-hung cock. “Oh, JACKKKK!” he yelled shooting cum all over his fat stomach.
Donald got off the bed, took a shower, then met his wife in the kitchen for breakfast.
Later that day, Donald went to the Country Club. He played a round of golf with Jack, and lost again.
Donald and Jack were in the locker room still naked from their shower. Donald couldn’t resist checking out Jack’s flaccid six-in cock. The urge became too strong to resist, so he walked over to Jack.
“Jack, I’ve been admiring your cock for a long time,” he said.
Jack’s eyes widened with surprise then widened larger when Donald reached out and began fondling Jack’s cock and balls. “I want to suck you off,” smiled Donald.
Jack punched Donald in his face knocking him to the floor. Donald sobbed like a baby.
“What happened?” asked Sam, another golfer who entered the locker room.
“That fat pig, Donald, sexually assaulted me,” snarled Jack. “Said he wanted to suck me off.”
“Donald is a fat weirdo,” said Sam. “I heard that his wife, Melinda, sleeps in another room,” said Sam.
“Can you blame her?”
Jack got dressed and left the locker room with Donald still sobbing on the floor.
Awesome true story, I was there saw everything.
Donald is much older than 64, he is 78 and will be the oldest “golfer” ever if he plays another round.
Old, fat, perverted, dementia, incontinent. Sad man.
Have you fucked your mother yet today?
I did your sister, she was actually kind of skanky but you know that as you indulge too, I earn, she’s only $20.
No, yours swallowed my load for only $10. Your listened round two for another $10. Good conservative women who vote for men that like to grab their pussies.