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My cousin Mark
Mark is my cousin. He is an interesting character. He is good looking, quite the athlete, intelligent and charming. I don’t know what it is, but a lot of women find him irresistible. And he has the ability to charm the pants off of most of them. Mark has been married three times and for obvious reasons, none of his marriages have lasted long. He has made a career out of doing small construction work and has his own business that he runs out of his barn. I help him now and then. Last week, he needed someone to drive him to pick up his work truck which was at the dealership for service. He said that he had to drop by a customer’s house to get a check before meeting me at his house. I waited almost an hour for him to show up. I know where he keeps his spare key, so I was watching TV and drinking a beer while I waited for him.
Of course, Mark is all smiles when he walks in the door like it is no big deal that he has left me waiting for so long. He proudly announces that he just bagged is two thousandth piece of ass, the wife of the man his just finished for. He said that was why he was so late. I call bullshit and don’t believe that he has slept with two thousand women. But he says that he can prove it. He pulls an old three ring notebook out of his bottom desk drawer and opens it up. He takes a pen and writes the date, the name of the woman and address. He then fans through the pages to show me that the binder is full of names. He proudly says eighty pages, twenty-five women per page. He stops to think and asks, “That makes two thousand, right?”. I have to agree. “No duplicates?” I ask. He says, “I only write their name after the first time.” He lets me look at the list for a while. I only read the names on a few pages, and I see several married women listed that I know. I have no reason to doubt the authenticity of his list. It is just hard to believe that there are that many married women who would cheat on their husbands with him.
I drop Mark off at the dealership. I don’t expect any compensation and don’t receive any. He said that he is headed to the bowling alley and asks if I want to come along. I need to get back home and mow the yard, so I decline. As I am driving away from the dealership, I am thinking about Mark's binder when something hits me like a brick. It was over twenty years ago after a family reunion. Several of us were camping, including my wife and I. Mark was there as well. It was just after he had separated from his second wife. I had taken the kids inside our camper to get them to go to sleep. My wife stayed by the campfire talking. While getting the kids settled, I fell asleep and couldn’t tell you when my wife came to bed. I remember thinking that she told me later that she had stayed up late with Mark as he needed someone to talk with about his breakup. Even back then, I was a little suspicious after she said it was just the two of them. I asked my wife at the time if anything happened, and she just laughed it off. I trusted her.
I drove back to Marks house, let myself in and retrieved the notebook. I quickly found what I was looking for; July 27th, 2002, my wife’s name, and the name of the park. I guess I wasn’t as shocked as I thought I should have been. I always suspected that she lied. I wasn’t upset either. Not at Mark, he obviously didn’t remember, or he would never have let me look at the notebook. Not at my wife, I was just disappointed that she lied to me and that I believed her. It took me two weeks to finally confront her. She denied it at first but finally confessed. She said that she felt like he need it and that I would never know. My wife said she fucked Mark perhaps a dozen times over the next few months until she realized that he was just using her as a sex toy and he really never had any feelings for him. There isn’t much I can do about it now, so I let it drop. But I still can’t look at Mark without thinking that he fucked my wife.
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my sleeping sister decided it was safe enough to watch porn and jerk off.it didn't take long before I was about to blow & just then realizing I didn't have a rag or sock or tissue. Without even thinking I stood up quickly turned around and exploded... with the biggest orgasm I ever had I blew a huge load about 3 feet and landed right on my sisters cheek. The just made me so much more excited I kept cumming more than ever before squirt, squirt, squirt, covering almost her whole face. On her eyelids, forehead, lips. I couldn't believe what I just did. In a panic I hurry and ran out of the house and went to the woods. Later that night it started to get dark I had to go home, so nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would she find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what she thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window aK
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my sleeping sister decided it was safe enough to watch porn and jerk off.it didn't take long before I was about to blow & just then realizing I didn't have a rag or sock or tissue. Without even thinking I stood up quickly turned around and exploded... with the biggest orgasm I ever had I blew a huge load about 3 feet and landed right on my sisters cheek. The just made me so much more excited I kept cumming more than ever before squirt, squirt, squirt, covering almost her whole face. On her eyelids, forehead, lips. I couldn't believe what I just did. In a panic I hurry and ran out of the house and went to the woods. Later that night it started to get dark I had to go home, so nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would she find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what she thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window and couldn't believe what I was seeing there she was sitting at the computer legs spread my cum still covered her face
Nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would uyshe find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what didn't think anyone else was home and with my back facing
my sleeping sister decided it was safe enough to watch porn and jerk off.it didn't take long before I was about to blow & just then realizing I didn't have a rag or sock or tissue. Without even thinking I stood up quickly turned around and exploded... with the biggest orgasm I ever had I blew a huge load about 3 feet and landed right on my sisters cheek. The just made me so much more excited I kept cumming more than ever before squirt, squirt, squirt, covering almost her whole face. On her eyelids, forehead, lips. I couldn't believe what I just did. In a panic I hurry and ran out of the house and went to the woods. Later that night it started to get dark I had to go home, so nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would she find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what she thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window a thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window and couldn't believe what I was seeing there she w
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Couldn't be me... I'd dump her ass or at least open up my end of the relationship and stay for the kids.