1962 Lil Eva Sings The Locomotion 2024 It's The Trump Jump
Everybody's thinking about the way.shit used to be now
Talking about their pocketbool.a piece of heaven
Back when a gallon of gas was $ One-Eighty-Seven $1.87 Gal.
When finger licking chicken was $Dollar- thirty-eight a pound
In the days another take .Ground beef today more than steak
Hispanic & Blacks all had a good paying job
Minorities were mostly working buying new wheels
Shit was not locked behind plastic where you.had to ask
Please open the doors!
Ukraine and Israel.were not fighting wars
And Remember these words from even then Dementia Joe
Get Ready For Bullshit!
Covid is a disease of the unvaccinated
If you all get vaccinated You might be able to have a barbecue with your family on July 4
Wanna hear more?
Censorship on social media If you refuse to play the game
Facebook and Twitter jail Nothing new
Just mention covid See what happens to you
Doctor Fauci Him you better believe, The ultimate authority on the disease
Stacks of folks including our finest, SEAL TEAM 6
Add no more work no more job
Listening to that lying ass Biden Doctor Fauci That little slob
Meanwhile Yes meanwhile, Down at the Border
Unvetted/Undocumented The place was buzzing
Millions were coming Bringing their ants uncles and cousins
People all over the nation Said what in tarnation?
Where is Kamala Harris? She's supposed to be the star After all she's Border Czar.
Well for doom and gloom When Joe made a big decision Kamala was the last to leave the room!
National dodgers this question, But anybody with a brain has to know
Long long ago She knew the mental condition of good old J
Joe!
Folks Denial Is more than a river in Egypt
A lie is a lie No matter how hard you try To make it be the truth
There went Joe our man Master of disaster In Afghanistan
80+ Billion Left behind. 13 brave soldiers dead Does that ever cross the master of disaster's mind?
But don't forget And it's the shits Kamala VP When he made that decision She was the last 1 in the room.
When the democrat party Stage their coup d'etat And threw
Joey's ass beneath the Bus
You didn't hear the vice president Kamala Raise any fuss
Oh no oh no She was very much part of this overthrow!
A big old smile and cackle That hyena laugh She was happy as a clown, The honeymoon Vote for me I wanna be queen bee
It's pretty amazing. Back in May The most unpopular vice president That had ever been, Now just look at this arrogant witch Criticizing Former president Trump She's convinced With no accomplishments in her life She's gonna win.
She plagiarized Stuff in her books, I'm too lousy 15 minute trips to the border All she ever took, Border Czar, My Ass!
Every word I said it's all the truth, I am no liar
I Tould not urinate on this Confused on her race liar
If she was glowing in flame And her lying ass was on fire.
Everybody's doing The Donald Trump now!
Brighten battery economy Do the Donald Trump now
Don't listen to that witches the Shape shifting Khameleon
Bullshit
She'll have another 40,000,000Illegals crossing the Border
She'll tell you a lie Just because the bill
She don't want it passed40,000,000 more Illegals gives her a thrill now
She does not know shit About economics or foreign policy
You cannot speak without a TelePrompTer
She walks the walk She talks to talk But not without a TelePrompTer She's as funny as a $3 bill now
Everybody's doing the Donald Trump now
MAGA MAGA MAGA Not some funny bimbo Doesn't know if she's Indian or black now
She can't answer questions So the liberal media cuts some slack now
Come on do the Donald Trump now Keep your gas stove on your combustion engine,
That bitch no more owns a gun than I own a jet plane
Her vice presidential election Tampon Timmy Can't load a shotgun
Going hunting with him We should be a lot of fun
Don't hesitate Before it's too late Save America Go Go MAGA
Our country depends on it
Don't vote SHIT INTO THE OVAL.......VOTE TRUMP.NOV. 5 Keep America alive and price is low.
I'm finding out my wife is a real cumslut. I have found pictures that she has posted of her eating some guys cum. Apparently she loves cum and found these pictures on the internet. She even had pictures of her sucking a dog and eating its cum. There are dozens of pictures of her having men cum on her face, in her mouth and all over her body. There are pictures of her licking up cum from a table, a floor and from a bowl. I just might have to try something with her now.
When I was 19 year old boy I work in a supermarket chain 1 day I get ask to work at a store about 2 hours from were I lived they would pay the the hotel for the 2weeks I work they I said yeah.I get told I would be starting at 9am the first day and to all ways wear a belt I never wear a belt because I hate them.I get they work the first week thinking I have only seen 2 man over week.The second week I start at 1pm and work to 10 but at 6pm I was the man left working the 2nd last night there I'm filling the fridge and I woman stick her hand down my pant and grab my dick I'm like ok my belt broke at the time.The next day I start work I had no belt to wear and my jeans are a bit loose but I just start working I bent over to fill the freezer and the girls see that I have no belt and jeans are loose so 1 of them the teenage girls comes over and pulls them down so everyone working the freezer saw me in my yellow underwear.Later in the night when I have finished I get called to the deli because the girls in there couldn't open the drain in the bottom of the chicken oven I Bend over & stick my hand in to open the drain then I feel my jeans been pull down I go to grab them but the 2 girls grab my hands and tie them together and to the hand rail then they take my jeans off and cut my shirt off leave me in my yellow underwear then there grab a bottle of chocolate sauce pour it on my chest and lick it off then there pull down my underwear wrap my dick with ham and chocolate sauce and lick it off at that time I came everywhere.At 11 they untie me & let me leave I put my jeans back on & going back to the hotel and I never told anyone because I was embarrassed.
It was last weekend when my sister gotten back home from a night out and when she got home she then striped off fully naked on the landin and then left all of her clothes on the floor outside of her bedroom and then went straight to sleep and when I went to use the toilet and on my way back to my bedroom I saw her knickers on top of her clothes that were on the floor and for some reason why I picked them up and then tuck them into my bedroom with me and then I had a little smell of them and that first smell of them really did get me rock hard straight away I then used them to have a wank with and again I used them again later on in the night until I couldn't smell or even taste her pussy juices on them no more than I put them crotch part down so that there were facing me and then I shot my load all over them and then I went and put them back outside of her bedroom door were she had left them haha x
I really love to suck all sizes of dicks big fat short slim black white hispanic it doesn’t matter to me and long as he is able to last a long time with me sucking on his dick . I treat a mans dick like I am making love to it all he needs to do is just lay back and let me do what I need to give him the pleasures that he desires. I really love to start at his balls and work my way up to the head of his hard dick wrap my lips around the head of his dick and my hand holding his balls lightly squeezing them than I really start sucking on his dick after a few minutes I’ll go all way down on his dick and stay there for as long as I can the feeling of having his dick all the way down to the back of my throat almost makes me want to Cumm right then and there but really don’t want to Cumm yet . Because I really want to have them Cumm before I do .
I’d really to have a group of men with all of their hard dicks in my face and I’d love to try to fit 2 dicks in my mouth at the same time . When it cumms to dicks the bigger the better because I can get more Cumm to swallow.👍😱
I really love to suck all sizes of dicks big fat short slim black white hispanic it doesn’t matter to me and long as he is able to last a long time with me sucking on his dick . I treat a mans dick like I am making love to it all he needs to do is just lay back and let me do what I need to give him the pleasures that he desires. I really love to start at his balls and work my way up to the head of his hard dick wrap my lips around the head of his dick and my hand holding his balls lightly squeezing them than I really start sucking on his dick after a few minutes I’ll go all way down on his dick and stay there for as long as I can the feeling of having his dick all the way down to the back of my throat almost makes me want to Cumm right then and there but really don’t want to Cumm yet . Because I really want to have them Cumm before I do .
I’d really to have a group of men with all of their hard dicks in my face and I’d love to try to fit 2 dicks in my mouth at the same time . When it cumms to dicks the bigger the better because I can get more Cumm to swallow.👍😱❤️
I moved into a house and my next door neighbour had a daughter in her early 20's still living at home. She had her bedroom in the basement and her window was between the houses next to my driveway. They would hang their washed clothes on the clothes line and sometimes leave it out overnight. I would always scope it out during the early evening when it was still light out. I saw a cluster of panties on the line then waited until dark to grab me a pair. Just as i secured a pair a car pulled into their driveway and she got out said her good byes to whoever was driving then went into the house. Her bedroom light came on so I went to see if i could peek in and see anything. Her blinds were just that i could see and i watched her undress and lay on top of her bed. I stroked my cock and came into the treasure that I just stole off theit clothes line.
I have been getting high on meth for a couple years,
I love how horny it makes me feel,
And the sexual craving I get to put something up my ass.
The first time I tried it I was home alone,I did a line of the stuff and a few minutes later I was feeling so horny and I was wanting to put on some panties and silky clothes.
I had this sexual urge to put something up my ass!
I tried to masturbate but I couldn't get my cock hard.
I didn't know how to satisfy this craving.
So a few days later I went to the store and I bought me some panties, stockings and some lingerie that I could fit in.
I got online and looked up butt toys for men and I ordered a anal dildo.
That weekend I locked the doors and closed the curtains on the all the windows,
I made me a line of meth and snorted it,
And within a matter of minutes I was feeling really horny,
I literally ripped off my clothes, I put on the panties and the stockings and the lingerie.
I was feeling really sexy wearing this,
I started playing with my cock hoping I could get hard and jack off.
I wanted to watch gay anal porn.
I found some gay porn and I played with my cock hoping it would get hard.
My cock was not doing anything as I pulled it trying to get a little bit hard.
It did feel good as I pulled it trying to stroke it,
I tried to get a hard-on for a good half hour.
I stopped and decided to try out the new anal dildo.
I pulled my panties down, grabbed the lube I got with the dildo and a condom.
I put the condom on the dildo and a thick layer of lube,
I then lubed up my ass.
I put the dildo on a chair,
I turned around and sat down slowly holding the dildo with one hand I guided it to my ass until I felt it on my butt hole.
Slowly I felt the dildo go in my butthole as I was shaking with excitement,
It went in a little bit at a time and it was feeling really good,
I had it half way in my ass and I felt like I was going to cum.
Finally I got all 8 inches in my ass and I sat there enjoying the feeling of the dildo.
I moved up and down on the dildo as my ass was sexually pleasured.
I felt precum dripping from my limp cock,
I wiped some up with my finger and licked it off.
It was the first time I had ever tasted it,
It had a warm salty taste.
As I continued to pleasure my ass I felt like I was going to cum.
My limp cock shot out lots of cum.
I have never cum like that or that much ever in my life.
It felt so good I even felt a little light headed.
Feeling even hornier,
I wiped some cum off my leg and licked it off my hand and fingers,
I liked the taste of my cum,
I wiped every drop off my leg and chair and enjoyed every last drop.
I got up off the dildo pulled up my panties and laid down on the couch.
Feeling sexual satisfaction pleasuring myself and enjoying my cum.
I laid there and put my hand in my panties and played with my cock for at least a good hour,
I did get my cock a little hard and it felt great even better than when I have a rock hard cock.
I sat up and continued to watch porn,
And after a while I was thinking about how nice the dildo made me and my ass feel.
So I grabbed the dildo
Put a clean condom gave it a good lube,
I pulled off my panties bent over the desk lubing my ass. I got a shard of meth
Feeling my butthole which was stretched open, I put lube on three of my fingers and put the shard
in my ass as I fingered my butthole,
It felt so wonderful.
I grabbed the dildo put on the chair and I sat all the way down on it.
I moved myself to the computer and watched porn with the dildo up in my ass.
I put the dildo not only on the chair but in the shower I put it to where I just had to bend over and in my ass it went, I put the dildo on the headboard on the bed and I put my legs up on the headboard and my ass got fucked missionary.
I have purchased more anal toys and other sex gadgets and I continue to get a little high and get my ass pleasured
I’ve met a lovely man, we’ve only been out for coffee four times and so far things seem really nice for us.
His mother has passed away and is now staying with his father for three weeks to help sort things out.
We have been texting each other all the time and just before he had to leave we texted about what we like sexual.
Just about everything he likes I don’t or don’t have, he has said he loves a bald fanny and can’t do hairy, I’m hairy, hate shaving / waxing really irritates my skin.
He loves big firm breasts, I’m not big or firm, the complete opposite.
He has also mentioned anal sex, I’ve never had anal sex in my life and don’t plan too.
It’s not just the things above, many other none sexual things he has mentioned are not really doing it for me.
I feel I don’t really know him but now think I’m not wanting to know anymore.
I'm a 19 year old boy, and I've always been attracted to females before now. But then I met an online friend, and I'm realizing now that I want a lot more from him. I want to put on a skirt and thigh highs and hang out with him. I want him to flirt with me and make his dumb jokes that always make me smile. I want to suck his dick and take it deep into my throat, and afterwards, I want him to pound my ass until I scream with pleasure. I want to be his plaything, but I wanna cuddle him when he gets tired, and I want him to call me pretty and fall asleep holding me. I want to be his girl~<3