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🙋❓👄👅🔊 This week to further lower poll numbers❓😲
Dear Komrade Khameleon:
Another week of profuse pontification, Utterances, Syllables,subjects,Predicates,adverbs,Adjectives,Dangling participles,.Prepositional phrases in Redundancies, often Literations. Which have affectionately become known, Famously Ascribed To you Has world famous The word salad.
Madam Khameleon I have been noticing of late That your poll numbers Seem to be declining. My personal observations are It might be the company you keep In terms of interviews. Exactly what kind of voters are you trying to reach with, "Call me Daddy" And that total has been "Colbert?" I thought seriously, " Howard Stern?" Rank gross people? Who put and plays emphasis on sexuality And gross behavior? I guess that's so you could think you look cool, Right? Like that total absolute bullshit About you listening to tupac When he was 11 years old, You smoked and inhaled And then being the hypocrite you are put people in jail for doing the same thing?
Your arrogance and pomposity Borders on ( Let's not talk about borders Because you are a total failure at that 14+ million Illegal invaders) Let's say your behavior is on the precipice Of some pathological personality disorder. You're mendacity, Exaggerations, Distortion of the facts, To name but a few Of your unpleasant characteristics.
Then the audacity, Sense of entitlement and self importance. Trying to make points in your sailing campaign By attempting to degrade Governor Ron DeSantis Who is too busy With 2 hurricane disasters Several million people in a state The lord knows how much damage, To take your phone call? Just who in the hell do you exactly think you are? Suffice to say You didn't score any points with that little stunt, I think it took your poll numbers down just tad.
Generally speaking Madame Khameleon Your demeanor and general behavior He's actually offensive and reprehensible. You've totally embellished your career accomplishments. Actually you didn't have much of a career You might not had one At all Had it not been for your Lurid affair With Willie Brown And his infusions of influence I'm getting you elevated through the ranks.
Madam Khameleon You are absolutely totally intellectually lazy And that's why you depend on a TelePrompTer. All of your speeches are rehearsed Like rote memorization, People have hopes dreams aspirations and ambitions, my dog lady Talk about repetitious.
I would sum you up as follows, If you were literally on fire I mean if you were a flame, I would not empty my bladder and void on you to extinguish... Heat consuming oxygen.
I and my sexy blonde wife were over at my Army buddies house for a pool party with a few friends.
My wife is 5'6", 134lbs, blonde, blue eyes, a flirt~!, in other words she is very comfortable around men. She had many lovers before we met!
My wife was sort of the hit of the party - as the other 3 wives and girlfriends were --- well, a little chunky, and 10 yrs older than my wife. (she was 11 yrs younger than me, too!)
My wife also looked pretty damn cute in her yellow flowered bikini which tied at her hips with a bow. She got a lot of attention.....that sexy/innocent combo thing going for her! and as the drinks flowed ...so did her flirting with the guys. My bud in particular!
Late in the afternoon all the guests left - leaving just my wife and I and our male host. My wife took the opportunity to lay out in the not-so-hot sun now to tan a bit. She was on a big towel. We three chatted for a time - then I went in to refresh our drinks. As I got up to leave I saw that my wife was reaching behind her as she lay on her front - and untied her top. She asked Larry if he'd mind putting lotion on her.
He'd be happy to run his hands all over her.....if he could get away with it!
So, yeah!
While I was inside using the rest room and putting things in his blender - I watched those 2 out in his yard. I couldn't see much - as she was laying with her head facing my direction.
In a few minutes I walked out with a tray of our drinks....and oh boy! ...things had progressed. My wife had the bow on her left hip untied and Larry was just withdrawing his big hand from her left cheek, where he'd been inside the smallish triangle of her bikini bottom. He looked at me - eyes big - I nodded silently to finish up applying her sun screen.
He quickly leaned over her and retied her bow on her very bare hip!
She whispered, "thank you Larry!" and giggled a little.
We sat and enjoyed her nearly naked young form until the sun went behind the trees. Two guys with a drink, a topless babe to stare at and an erection!
Finally - she carefully sat up - doing a wonderfully poor job of covering her very nice B cup breasts and scampered away to get dressed for our drive home.
That night in bed I asked how that sun screen session went with Larry.
She laughed a little and said, "well, he was doing a very nice job - then he got a little handsy with my bottom! ....and I asked you to calm down your buddy there!"
"That is when he let me know you'd gone to the house! Next I felt him undo the string on my hip.....and I said "Larry! - where you going there honey?"
"He didn't say anything - but he pushed his hand in my bottoms and got a nice grip of my left cheek! He kept pretending to be doing the lotion thing.....but he was kneading my butt like bread and his hand was going very close to my butt crack and very close to my lips when he slid down into my thighs!"
"Honey - then....I'm sorry - but he then slid his big oily fingers into my crack.....and dear goodness honey he was touching my butt hole!"
"Your bum?!"
"Yes, he was ever so slowly rubbing my hole back there. I clenched my butt on his fingers - but the just stayed in there and kept on with his fingers....and I relaxed and, Honey - I'm sorry - but it felt so good ....because I relaxed my butt and let him stroke my hole and the back of my pussy as much as he wanted!"
"He told me that I had a 'sexy ass!'"
"I asked him if he liked that part of a girl. 'The butt hole?' He said that he sure did!.....and started getting close to pushing his finger up into my butt when we heard the patio doors opening! "
"Close??!"
“ OK....yes, he had his big fingertip in me.........and I didn't know what to do! because....."
"Darling - that is really sexy!"
"Yeah it sure was! Your buddy was that close to sticking all of his finger into your wife's bottom!"
"Yeah, and you weren't stopping him!"
"A geez, yeah. I know! S o r r y !"
"No you are n o t !"
She's a complete retard and fraud.