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Holistically L👀K What's @a Steak Can of Beer This Election Year. L👀k! I was raised in a middle-class family. Both parents were P.h.D. college professors. So I know the kitchen table issues of discussions of never having enough money. My poor mother had to scrimp save and budget. Well, busing back when I was "that little girl" In California racially integrated forced bussing didn't exist in California. I was seven years old in 1971. So, in California I wasn't that "little girl" I was there in spirit in Oakland, CA where there was no school integration busing. Actually, I spent five years of my childhood and I went to high school in Montreal, Canada. Where my family lived in an "upper" middle-class neighborhood. Sure there was no racism, also doesn't mean again, I felt the pain of poverty and school Integration. So, can we move on?
........The price of a good steak, for that matter a not so good tough one. The cost of food while some prefer a more holistic term, such as, groceries. What I will do "when" elected president is " make/force" grocery retailers to stop "price gouging. I will, with the passage of time🕖 " make" rents to be lowered and more affordable, "I" am offering our Newcomers a 1st time home buyers credit of, $25,000. As well, Surgeries for men, newcomer or not, incarcerated males full Transgender conversions. Holistically that would place them in the prison population with "other" females. It would be cruel nit to do this, even for those serving life sentences.
Somebody ask about the EV ( electric vehicle) 2030 mandate. We have to address climate change.
Well, let's take it a step further. You told that ( The View) bimbo, Sunny Hostin that there was not a single thing you'd change or didn't like a bout Joe Biden's administration. Yes, Madame Khameleon you said that. Conversely, Joey said, You were right there throughout all of his presidency Helping him make all the decisions. Again, Joey said that. Therefore, Madam Khameleon We must conclude, That despite all these changes You say you gonna make, And despite how hard you tried to distance yourself from the failed Biden presidency, By your own admission madam chameleon, Wholeheartedly You are on the same page in an agreement Every aspect of this Failed presidency. Kommander Khameleon, In your own words how can you deny this? Given this information, How can we believe your word salad never give an answer stump speeches, Tell us how different it will be under your rule? Komrade Komedian The American people In a dubious situation.
Now about the United States Mexico border. In spite of your denial that you are/were not the Border Czar, that's Absolute disinformation, Because everybody knows you were or are.
Madam Khameleon, Other than your approximate30,000,000 people bass Who would believe you hung the moon If you told him that. What about the rest of the American people The Marxist Kool aid? You keep insisting That former president Trump Handed The Biden administration a broken border. Madam, You know that is patently a lie Misinformation disinformation Untrue Which word do you prefer? The fact is: You and Joe Biden Invited 14 million so called newcomers Into our country The few million that got away. Now once again Komrade Khameleon.. Pray tell us You are going to fix the how? So what you're saying is, you are gonna fix what you broke? Because; Undoubtedly, Unequivocally you and Joey are responsible for breaking it.
We know last week was hell for you. Without your TelePrompTer Or someone prompting you Whispers on earpiece You were lost. Spontaneity Contemporaneously You suck. Perhaps the Good Lord Has taken a liking to America. He knows the world and turmoil And you don't know Jack Shoot About foreign policy, Economics or International relationships.
So unless you are Komrades in the demoncrat Party are able to cheat Efficiently, Get illegals And pay homeless to vote, Madam Khameleon, On November 62024You will become irrelevant. As Yesterday as, Zoot suits, flappers dancing the Charleston.
I didn't think anyone else was home and with my back facing
my sleeping sister decided it was safe enough to watch porn and jerk off.it didn't take long before I was about to blow & just then realizing I didn't have a rag or sock or tissue. Without even thinking I stood up quickly turned around and exploded... with the biggest orgasm I ever had I blew a huge load about 3 feet and landed right on my sisters cheek. The just made me so much more excited I kept cumming more than ever before squirt, squirt, squirt, covering almost her whole face. On her eyelids, forehead, lips. I couldn't believe what I just did. In a panic I hurry and ran out of the house and went to the woods. Later that night it started to get dark I had to go home, so nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would she find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what she thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window and couldn't believe what I was seeing there she was sitting at the computer legs spread my cum still covered her face!
I didn't think anyone else was home and with my back facing
my sleeping sister decided it was safe enough to watch porn and jerk off.it didn't take long before I was about to blow & just then realizing I didn't have a rag or sock or tissue. Without even thinking I stood up quickly turned around and exploded... with the biggest orgasm I ever had I blew a huge load about 3 feet and landed right on my sisters cheek. The just made me so much more excited I kept cumming more than ever before squirt, squirt, squirt, covering almost her whole face. On her eyelids, forehead, lips. I couldn't believe what I just did. In a panic I hurry and ran out of the house and went to the woods. Later that night it started to get dark I had to go home, so nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would she find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what she thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window and couldn't believe what I was seeing there she was sitting at the computer legs spread my cum still covered her face
Santa then returned from the restroom wearing a thong with bells at the crotch and turd stains smeared all over his asscheeks and toilet paper hanging out his ass and off his feet with shit stains smeared everywhere including all over the Toilet and Restroom Floor. Santa for the love of God didn't Mrs. Claus teach you how to dress and how to behave at an event and to wipe your ass too? Then Santa picked up his foot and began to smell his fucking feet at the Christmas Party as everyone groaned in complete disgust and the kids were even more mortified. Then after Santa got done smelling his fucking feet he then slipped on toy cars we left in front of the bathroom as Santa fell on the floor as we all laughed. then Santa stood up and then went over to my friends and began to rub his hairy ass nipples in front of them, placed his hands around hi
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Trumptards expressing their wisdom…so impressive.
Kamalaturds with no clues critiquing others…PRICELESS!
I didn't think anyone else was home and with my back facing
my sleeping sister decided it was safe enough to watch porn and jerk off.it didn't take long before I was about to blow & just then realizing I didn't have a rag or sock or tissue. Without even thinking I stood up quickly turned around and exploded... with the biggest orgasm I ever had I blew a huge load about 3 feet and landed right on my sisters cheek. The just made me so much more excited I kept cumming more than ever before squirt, squirt, squirt, covering almost her whole face. On her eyelids, forehead, lips. I couldn't believe what I just did. In a panic I hurry and ran out of the house and went to the woods. Later that night it started to get dark I had to go home, so nervous, I know she woke up and found all mu cum, she couldn't miss it.. walking home I remembered that I ran out without closing the porn on the computer. So not only would she find cum but the porn too. Therfore confirming that it is indeed what she thinks it is...walking up to the door I peek In through the window and couldn't believe what I was seeing there she was sitting at the computer legs spread my cum still covered her face. My sister sat there watching the porn I left on rubbing her clit rapidly until her legs started shaking her toes curled and she stiffened her whole body and quivered with delite.
It has not happened yet.
I met this married man let us say he worked for a company
and came to my apartment to check something nothing happened then.
I got in contact with him I came out as bi.I have a problem in my apartment that
needs sorting before he cums.I got enough s toys for pain and pleasure.
I also have a few tank top dresses I wear during day.I never ever had married cock.I in between hoping to see a black guy
who lives near by.I am slow on the uptake he did say hello to me once.
I am hoping to see him again.I honestly have been without hetro sex longer that bi sex.I gamble too much that needs to change.
My buddy and I had a few beers before it was time to turn in, He said she was horny and there was no privacy in this place. it made her mad.
When it was bed time they would sleep on a sofabed in the large living room. they had the kids share a room so I could have a place to sleep. It was a full moon night and I woke during the night and had to pee, I figured it would be alright to go without having to get dressed, as I slowly made my way across the living room in my underpants, very slowly, and trying to be very quiet, to the bathroom, I thought I saw her eyes open, watching me, I froze and stood there, I saw a reflection in her eyes from the moon. I moved on slowly.
When I finished peeing, I made my way back, but I tripped over something and fell. He was still sound asleep, she on the other hand got up and came over to help me up, she grabbed me by the arm and picked me right up like it was nothing. I was ok, just a little rattled and embarrassed. here she was holding me and between her babydolls and my tighty whiteys I was getting an erection.
I said quietly, I could use a glass of water, she looked at me up and down, and could see my growing dick, she smiled and turned and got me a glass of water, as I was drinking it she put her hand on my butt and started rubbing my dick through my shorts, she then grabbed my waist band and pulled my underpants down with one hand and reached in and gave my now more than half hard dick a squeeze. "come with me" she ordered, quietly!, she said, and proceeded to pull me outdoors by my briefs, they were tearing as she pulled me along. when we got outside she pulled my briefs and ripped them to shreds, I fell backwards in the grass and she pulled them off of me completely. "I said what are you doing?" she said " you wont be needing those and now that I've caught you naked, I'm going to see how big your dick gets" as she sat down on a bench and pulled me over her knees. my eyes bugging out of my head, confusion as to what she was going to do to me. she was too strong for me.
she rubbed my butt, which I love, she gave me a bad boy spanking for "running around naked!" she claimed, and then rolled me over to see that, now I was rock hard. "very nice, a midnight snack" she said as she licked her lips.
When my mother didnt have the money to pay for her drugs she would let men fuck her in trade. She took me every where she went and would have sex right in front of me . One night her dealer told her that he would give her double if I sucked his cock. I had watched her do it but had no idea what she did or how but getting a gram for free sounded great to her . She had me lick and kids the mans cock for awhile then made me take it in my mouth and she explained what to do . I didn't know any better but it felt so exciting and his cock tasted and felt so good in my mouth and it made me feel so special when I made him cum and it tasted pretty good to me . Afterwards she told me that she loved me and I was a good boy for doing that for her. We talked about it and she laughed when I told her that I liked it and wanted to do it again. She told me that it made her so happy to hear that because it really helped her out . The next day we went to see that man again and he got naked and mom told me to suck his cock till he told me I could stop and that's what I did while they got high. Everyday we visited him and I got to where I could suck cock as long as I was told to and my mouth didn't get tired out for a long time so I got to suck other Mens cocks too which made me so happy . Now that I am older I suck men's cocks to pay for my drugs . Get me high and I will suck cock all night
My wife is 54 and a CPA. She's rather conservative and modest but I'm always looking for ways to expose her fantastic body. My latest attempt worked really well. I bought her a few pairs of knee-length leggings. She loves them.. telling me how comfortable they are to wear.
I love seeing her wear them because they accentuate her full asscheeks from behind and her full meaty cuntlips in the front. Joyce has a big mound and lots of meat in her cunt. The leggings show off her big cameltoe and she either doesn't notice or just doesn't care.
Every Friday where she works, everyone wears casual clothing to the office. Joyce started wearing her leggings to work on Fridays with a casual top and tennis shoes. Most of the time her top is long enough to cover her crotch, but other times her top would be waist length which leaves her fat pussy openly showing.
Three weeks ago I received my first anonymous email from someone she works with. He told me he loves Joyce's new attire and all the guys look forward to Friday's. He went on to say they love Joyce's fleshy asscheeks and how much they jiggle when she walks. He said the best feature is Joyce's fat pussy. He thanked me for allowing my wife to dress like a slut for work. Attached to the email were several photos of her with her big cameltoe showing and photos of her backside.
Fuck off you loser piece of Trump shit.
Screeching Marxist tool says what??