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Hearing mom fuss at dad
I will never forget this one time hearing mom fuss at dad.
One thing I can say about my parents is they are predictable. They are both health nuts with high energy. They get up early and take turns on the treadmill. You can always set your watch with their behavior. Taking it a step further, if they are going to have sex, it's between 10:30pm because they think I'm asleep. I can actually hear the bed rocking and mom moaning.
It was a normal weeknight but dad went to a friend's retirement party. Around 10:30pm I heard mom fussing at dad. "DAMN IT G**!! I'm done sucking! You drank too much and can't get hard! I knew this would happen! I even after I told you I had a bad day and needed to blow off steam tonight! THANKS A LOT!"
Doesn't your dad have a tongue?
My stepdad gave me and my mum everything we wanted regardless of the price and all my mum did was moan at him. My mum was away for the weekend with her friends leaving us at home alone. We were having lunch and i told him that i appreciated everything he done for me unlike my mum. I said that he deserved someone better than her. He told me that they hadn't had sex in ages and he was tempted to go online and organise a prostitute just for some sex. As a joke i said that he could pay me to have sex. Right away he asked me how much i wanted for sex. I realised he was being serious and when i told him how much he put the cash on the table. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me here on the sofa or in my bed. He said let's start here then go to bed. He had the biggest cock I've seen and i couldn't fit it all in my mouth as i gave him a blowjob. It felt so good as he pushed it into my soaking wet pussy. As he fucked me he said that he couldn't believe he was fucking his stepdaughter and how amazing it was. We had sex in every room in the house and on the back seat of the car. My mum has no idea that I'm fucking her husband whenever we get the chance
You should have offered to fuck her.
It's called being a mother f*cker
Dad had been cheating for years and it hit the fan when the slut got pregnant. To make matters worse during the divorce, the slut admitted she didn't know if my dad was the real father. Shit got nasty they divorced and after a paternity test. I don't have a half brother.
My mother's friends took her out for her one year anniversary of the divorce. Her friends brought her home buzzed. She came into my room to kiss me goodnight and I got tongue!