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2022 Scamdemic- Downloaded Grindr app. So fucking horny and sex was scarce. I wanted to give head, get fucked but as always, I was picky. Anyway, many weirdos on Grindr have small 5.5-6 maybe 7" ( rare) dicks. The bulk of text read, pics?- Hey- Waasup or Sup lots of social media low educated, can't read cursivd or tell time on an analog clock. Gen Z or X who learned about gay sex watching internet porn on their phones, totally awkward, unsure and sexually lost. About as exciting as watching paint dry.
Then you got the 40-65 crowd. And when you meet them They look like they've been written hard And put away wet. Flabby wrinkled ass cheeks, cocks that get 60% erect And poor hygiene Well that includes a lot of guys on Grinder. I'm sorry if I'm insulting anybody But I'm just telling the truth, The way it is.
Grindr and Backpages don't hold a candle to Craigslist personals Before the fascist US government Decided we couldn't have it. Cocksuckers Washington DC is full of them Hypocrites.
Okay, I got maybe two hookups a week, some were sexy guys turned me on, good fucks, long lasting decent size cocks somd heavy cummers. Then I see this profile, 11 1⁄2"Needs JO For at least an hour Must have good lube. OKAYM He sends me a picture a set of them. You got to be shitting me? I have had some big BBC but not this big. I figured the guy is lying And he'll get here And have about half of that, Assuming I will be horny enough To do just because he's here. Because that happens a lot Guy send you a phony Dick pic Then shows up with the pencil thin six incher. As if you're not gonna notice But that's how stupid Lot of these clowns are.
So I I give old horse cock I send him my google address And he shows up. We talk a while And he reinforced He just wants to be jacked off Lots of lube No licking his cum No mouth on his dick Just give him a good JO. Goddamn! He takes his pants off Lays on my bed I Lubricate him up Begin stroking. I didn't think Cocks this big Could truly get All that hard. He got hard as a rock. His dick look like something in a pornographic movie Did they use special effects on To make it look larger. Not this guy. God I wanted to attempt deep throating that Incredibly gorgeous cock. He lay there Watching pornography on his phone And in about 50 minutes He told me he was getting close, We already fire hose fat Cock Was now beginning to swell And then he shot! His load As if under pressure Went 8-10 " in the air And all over my hand and my leg. I think it had to have been 5-6 oz of thick cum.
I want to get him a wet towel And I lick Off What was on my hand and arm It was delicious. I helped clean them up And he told me would come back once a week What she did.
In September Of 2023 He finally let me give him head. I got about 8 1⁄2"Of that beautiful monster down my throat And he let me suck For a long time His loads Would still my mouth I would nearly gag swallowing them. But sorrowfully He got a job in Italy End move. He left me spoiled I dream Cock Or another 1 that exciting.
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