who here?

My Mrs. is always researching new ways to torture me, I have to be careful what I say. Recently in a adult store I shuddered when I saw a set of these long probing things to stick inone's penis, 'sounds' I think they are called. I saw the glitter in her eyes and I know she will get them for me and I will experience them soon.

I started out with different sizes of crochet hooks the ones with the hook on the end and would stretch slowly now I'm up two double a batteries awesome
Then I got a deep PA so I can carry a padlock with the combination not with the key
Celebs going away for the weekend leaving me alone now

Actually it feels pretty hot. Go slow though

I just recently got interested in penis sounding after seeing some old men doing it on internet porn sites. I decided to order some. I did quite a bit of research and reading up on it. You can seriously hurt yourself and must be careful. But I love it!!! Recently got one that goes all the way to my prostate and it emits small electrical shocks. OMG!!!!