Juicing the bird

I like to buy a whole turkey and heat it up to the warming oven temp about 180 degrees, it gets just firm enough to insert my penis into after about an hour. I put vegetable or olive oil all around and inside the neck opening then slide my penis into it. Tighter than any woman I have been with and feels awesome if you lay a few bullet vibes in there on high speed.

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  • I always did like to "stuff the turkey", but not quite in this manner.

  • How gross can one get ?

  • You filthy beast you need at least 10 giant kicks in the balls then strung up by the balls till you were on tippy toe for an hour

  • Your a very sick person, seek medical assistance

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