My letter to every chef ever
To all you "master chefs" out there:
Well you're FUCKED! Cause... you realize that all that beautiful, delicious food you make, that you (hopefully not iterally) put all your blood, sweat and tears into... well... guess what! It all turns into shit! That's right, a painter paints a painting and it lasts forever, a musisan records a song and it lasts forever, but what about you? No, everything you create becomes SHIT within a day! Poop! In the toilet, flush, gone forever!
Hahaha, how's it feel to have such a pointless role in the world!? To know that everything you create turns into shit!? Cause after it all goes down the digestive tract, that wedding cake you slaved over or that special cavior becomes no different from big mac! It all becomes SHIT!!!