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Don’t know who to feel sorry for…
Sounds like my friend is rubbish at sex, his wife was trash talking about him to me, she was on one and didn’t hold back.
While grabbing a coffee I saw his wife, said hello and asked how things are, walking to my car she started, that asshole is so lazy…
After up 5 minutes without getting a word in she mentioned about sex with him, did you know he can’t get hard, two minutes tops then it’s soft, he’s never given me an orgasm and when he cums it’s pathetic it only just dribbles out, what am I supposed to do with something like that, the man can’t fuck me we all have needs.
Luckily my phone rang and I managed to get away, I texted my mate asking how’s things, he replied “all good couldn’t be better, wife and I are planning to get away for the weekend”
My friends girlfriend said some things to me. Not full on trash talk, more like things she wants and doesn't get. Eventually we started fucking. She's gorgeous and very very fun. She uses me to be treated like a naughty girl, which she is, so i do. She tells me that all her holes are mine. I especially own that asshole of hers and she always wants to lick and suck me clean afterwards.
She wanted your dick. Give it to her. Is she hot?