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Embarrassing night.
I had the most embarrassing thing happen last night my wife wake me up at 1am because she was hungry so I got out of bed put some underwear on and got in the car to drive to McDonald but on the way I got a flat tyre so I had to change the wheel on the side of the main road of town in just my underwear.
If your wife isn't pregnant or sick, wtf? y'all are nuts!
Lesson learned... Always have some fast food in the frig for when your wife gets hungry in the middle of the night. My wife is 480lbs and I know damn well that she is going to get hungry during the night.... Also it only takes a few extra seconds to put a fucking pair of pants on before you leave the house.