Damnit Why?

So here's my deal. My main friend group consists of four friends. Two girls and two guys (including me, I'm one of the guys). We're dumb teens so when we hang out it's usually to make a sex shop run, take night beach walks, or to go to small parties and watch movies and get high. I'm the youngest (at 18) and the most easily embarrassed about dumb jokes and shit. I'm a pretty quiet and to myself kind of guy and I don't take sex jokes directed towards me very well. Don't get me wrong, I can be kinda kinky but like I downright get red faced when they pick on me. They find it the funniest shit in the world and tbh I kinda like it. It's kind of a running joke between me and the other dude. The two girls always point out floggers and giant plugs in the shop and make remarks like "Don't tempt me! I'll buy it and your ass is gonna be grass" or "This is perfect for his birthday spankings!" and the stupid list goes on. I just can't help but always think about it every now and then. If the time came, I would totally just let them flog me. Yeah I would be really fucking red faced but like.. Fuuuck. It just sounds like a good time just saying.
Time to add it on my bucket list then right?
tl;dr My dumb ass wants my friends to flog the shit out of me

By Anonymous

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