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My surprise when i go home for Christmas
I went to college for sports. well i got kicked in the balls so hard, i had to get a implant at the hospital. i healed up and went home for Christmas. Santa was coming to town. i went to the bar and saw 2 old girlfriends and we got fucked up. they wanted to get a ride back to their house, no problem. my plan i working out. these 2 girls are about to scream when they meet my in plant from hell. it is embarrassing, but my in plant has 2 separate dick tubes with french tickler on each head. it is 12 inches long. but the best thing about it, i will have a heart on for days. until i release the kraken. these poor horny girls i had sex with before my operation, i was a 5 minute man. i also only had 6 inch dick back then. hahaha, they in for a party. i let them tie me up on the bed, they already removed my clothes. but they finally said i must be really excited because i have the biggest heart on they ever seen. i was laughing inside,these 2 girls are about to have their minds shot into ludicrous dreamland. the 1st girl jumped on the 12 inch alien monster who is taking her hot pussy into action. first words out of her month, what the fuck happen here. her friend said what is wrong. he has 2 different dick inside 1 big dick. i started laughing, if you are scared, get off and let your friend be next. chicken!!! will she is not going to be a chicken. after 15 minutes, screaming her ass off, the other girl could not wait to kill the Kraken . After 15 minutes, she hit her tag team partner. they both quit after over 30 minutes each. i was bagging for another run. we went back to the bar to get a shot. they thought i was a Greek god. they told all the girl what just happen. they told the girls i fucked both of them for over a hour. i just smiled at the girls and did another shot. because i am, Fred Garvin, male prostitute hahaha
I looked up dick implants, holy shit, this thing is real. now we got to get men to have 1 installed
Are you a alien with a 2 headed monster dick. being a women, having 2 dicks ,independently goes where it wants to go, and it has 2 french ticklers on each unit. that monster will touch a wild explosion in your pussy. touch unused areas never touched before. the biggest danger to mankind, it will stay hard for your lifetime. OMG, where do i get one. i am getting goosebumps thinking about it
You women slayer of love. when they told there friends back at the party about that monster hidden in your pants , they never felt like this ever before. that boy is going to be raped by the girls in the near future to get to magic kingdom. i might see about getting one for my wife to have fun with. she would love that
Holy shit, 2 separate dicks, both have french ticklers on each dick, all inside his 1 dick. wtf kind of a sex toy is that. release the kraken to making the girls enjoy each dick goes in different directions while having fun inside your pussy, tickling never tickle in your pussy before. and it stays hard forever. stop it, that alien monster will blow the minds of the girls. 12 inch long too. omg. where is this person. i hope you girls enjoy the best time of your life.
You were not kidding,Santa came to town with his 12 inch, double headed french tickler that can go all night long, make the girls be happy. wow,
Can i get my husband a alien double headed, french tickler 12 inch monster, that is all i want for Christmas. wow, heart on for days, OMG
Santa come to town. wow, a double headed alien monster with french ticklers on each tube, not connected together, wtf , one goes 1 way and the other goes the other way, that baby could touch inside your pussy , unused clean up of ramming 12 inches of the UFO exploring where you never had before. wow, 30 minutes each, i it was still hard for days. it cleans the carbon out ,hahaha