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My friends moms dildo
Was at my friends house and we was out of weed and couldn’t get any but his mom also smokes and was not home so we went to her room to look for some. He said she hides it so he won’t steal any so we start looking. He’s in the bathroom looking and I’m going through her drawers and dressers looking. I open the top drawer of the dresser and see her panties and thongs. He’s still in the bathroom so I start looking at them and dig towards the back and feel something. I pull it out and it’s a big purple dildo. I look and he’s still not out and I smell it and see a little bit of white on it and I decided to lick it. I put it back where it was and now all I can think about is her fucking herself with it and I want to see so bad
I found a dildo in my daughter's room that was in the shape of two cocks,she obviously likes it in both holes and I can't stop thinking about her fucking herself
I went snooping at my jewish friends house. His sister had like 6 dog knot dildos. One was the size of my forearm
That's awesome dude! Almost same thing happened to me, I was about 19 when I got hired to paint a house interior well, my boss and I but the lazy ass dropped me off with all the tools and I did the job by myself. Husband and wife told me what they needed done, his wife was being a total bitch to me but he was cool. They left and I started doing the job which took a couple of days. Second day I prepped their bedroom and accidentally bumped into their TV turning it on and noticed it was a vide that was stopped but the image still showing. I hit play on the VHS and it was a video of a black dude with a huge cock fucking an older White lady. So I said fuck it, let's explore so I look in her night stand and inside the bottom drawer at the bottom was a satin bag and when I took it out it was a huge fucking dildo, must have been at least 10 inches and thick as my wrist.
And like you mention, it had some white residue on it (probably a mix of the lube and her pussy juice). So before I started painting their room, I borrowed some of her lube and jerked off to a part of the video except I left her dildo on the bed and when I jazzed, I did it all over the dildo, once it dried, I put it back on the bag and back inside the drawer. So next time the bitch used her dildo, she got t some of my dry cum inside her pussy...on top of that, her husband gave me a $300 tip for the great painting job I did.