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Flashing mother in law. With an erection or floppy??
I have written other posts on here about flashing my mil. Each Friday afternoon we are in the house together (I do house cleaning so the wife, kids and I have more weekend time). I was vacuuming yesterday and began sweating like mad. I apologised to my mil and said "sorry I am boiling hot will have to take my top off". 10 minutes later as she was leaving she told me that she used to do housework in 'just her knickers cos she used to get hot as well'. I thought her story was going to involve a cheeky ending like 'i once got spotted' or 'i once answered the door naked' etc. But it didn't she was just letting me know she dad her housework 90% naked. (She has quite big tits so I would love to have seen her).
Anyway following on from this next Friday I intend to get on with the vacuuming and then strip to my loose boxer shorts whilst allowing my cock and balls to dangle free. As I progress through the house if we don't see each other in the kitchen or dining room (where she often sits) I will just walk into wherever she is with my cock dangling free.
I am not sure whether to get an erection first or just go floppy.....? Having an erection would make our obvious I was doing it on purpose (although it will be pretty obvious anyway!)
I always try and have a hard on when my 24yr old step daughter is near so she can see my cock and imagine her pussy getting wet so when I smell her underwear I know it’s damp from my thick meat
Spring a stiffy, for fucks sake, then complain of cock cramps, and ask her to massage it until the swelling goes down.
Go floppy, let it hang out "naturally", ay least the first few times.