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I keep buying vibrators, all kinds of vibrators, all of them promising to simulate a tongue on my clitoris. ALL of them have disappointed. Most are pretty weak, most are quite loud. And I always end up with my ancient sonic massager with the button tip on pressed against my clit. I get endless strong orgasms but I really want it to feel like a tongue and lips, licking and sucking my pussy and clit. I don't care about penetration, I don't need anything up my butt or vibrating my tits. I just want a quiet, soft, warm, wet mouth on my pussy anytime I want or need it. Any suggestions? I mean scientists have put men on the moon! How difficult can it be?! And don't even mention those stupid ones that supposedly 'blow' on you or some such nonsense. They are totally lame, totally worthless. Please. Help. Me.
My wife admits that despite me being an expert with my tongue, girls have given her the best & craziest orgasms with their tongues, so my advice is try some girl on girl action
Find a boyfriend who loves eating pussy , shouldn't be that hard
They hasn't invented a portable tongue yet that actually feels like a human mouth or lips
I love pussy so much I dream of it think of it and taste it. Where you located and I will lick it till you cum
There's nothing more exciting than having a girl grind her cunt into my mouth while I eat her pussy!
I'll meet you anywhere anytime and suck your pussy for you. I live for sucking pussy. Where are you?