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Best toy ever!!
I am single, no plans to get married ever again so I have to rely on myself for pleasure. Yes the M word, masturbation. I have been pretty creative over the years, vibrators, dildos cloths pins, veggies and the occasional real thing. I must admit there is no substitute for a warm tongue stroking my clit.
I have however found the most amazing dildo, it is large at about ten inches long and about as big around as a plastic pop bottle, which I have tried by the way. It has a huge suction cup on the base and I have taped two of my vibrating eggs to it. I love vibrations, one is on the bottom side so I can rub my clit up against it. Oh my God I ride this thing for hours, I have had orgasms where I lose my balance and fall to the bed. I love to put it on the headboard and push against it doggy style. When I first looked at it I told myself it was to big around but once I was lubed up and sliding on it there was no turning back.
okay, I am turned on just writing about it so back in about thirty minutes. ;)
Love your post, never married but have two young boys and now 29. Totally agree with the warm tongue on my big clit! I have the big dildo but not with a suction cup….. going to get that one.! I live back at my Moms for now and I let my stepdad watch me masturbate from time to time. I let him jerk off while I fuck my self until I’m ready to climax, then I let him suck and lick my 2” clit! I squeeze my little tits while he sucks my clit and jacks off. I love to squirt in his face…… just before he unloads on my belly and tits. The suction cup dildo is a great idea on the headboard, the bigger the better. Since my second child I have a wide gape.
That way I can ride a cock and play with my clit while sucking his big dick and swallow his load. With that said I’m going to find him right now and read our posts to him. You made my clit So fucking big ~
Happy Masturbating…….
I love to lubricate the corner of the washing machine and stand on some dirty laundry to get my pussy at the exact height, straddling the corner of the washing machine with my pussy spread over the corner and the corner in my pussy as far as it will go. I let the washing machine fuck me hard, I know it's a little bit different and not for everyone. But it makes me cum. I also like the corner of our porcelain sink in the bathroom to grind my pussy against. That's why I love laundry day.
I LOVE my Hitachi Magic Wand. It truly is magic.