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I’ve been having a moderately intense affair with one of my wife’s married girlfriends for just under two years. From nearly the beginning, she’s spoken of her desire to get a breast augmentation. Naturally, her selfish bastard of a husband opposes it, but said she could do it, if she paid for it herself, which she can’t. So I told her to open a Christmas Club type account, and I would match every dollar she deposited two for one. She started at the end of last year, and every time she made a deposit, I went to her bank within a week or two and deposited between ten and fifty in cash. And when she asked for the double-match, I gave her that, too, because it was all for my benefit anyway. She’s not terribly attentive to paperwork, so she hasn’t realized yet that her account is growing (albeit sporadically) faster than it should be. I expect her to notice it by the end of this year or the beginning of the next, but whether or not she connects ALL the dots, or is or isn’t able to trace them back to me, I figure I’ll be having a pretty happy new year, come 2024, no matter what happens in the fucking elections.I’m making goddamn sure she can get a massive new pair.
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