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Mother in law saw me naked
My wife and I threw a Christmas party at our house and since her Mother was drinking we invited her to sleep in our spare room. Everyone including myself got very drunk and I sleep nude always have as long as I can remember. I pass out but some time during the night I must of went to the bathroom and being so drunk I didnt make it back to my bed I flopped out on the love seat.
I slowly woke up from the haze I was butt naked and even had an erection.( Must have been a good dream) anyway I look over thinking I will see my wife laying next to me. To my horror there was no wife no bed no clothes I was laid out on my back with a throbing erection on the love seat and sitting opposite to me was my Mother in law drinking coffee reading a magaizine.
Wasnt sure what to do I did what all I could do, that was to say nothing stand up making sure not to make eye contact and quicky go to my room.
My wife woke up about an hour after that and I was torn in my thinking do I tell her or say nothing and hope my Mother in law says nothing because I was beyond the point of hoping she didnt notice me naked sporting a raging hard-on. The only thing now was how she was going to say aboit it.
We all got up so far so good she hasnt said anything to my wife or myself later that afternoon my wife went to the store and my mother in law struck up small talk she said to me great party last night, yes it was I said I drank way to much
She looks at me and says is that why you slept on the love seat and not your bed. I chuckled and said I dont kmow how I got on the love seat.
We all have one of those nights sweety also dont worry about how you greeted me this morning. I womt embrash you and say anything about you in your birthday suit and my my its been a long time since I seen a penis since my husband passed five years ago still thou my husband was smaller and a lot thinner than you. It reminded me of my boyfriend in college before I met Frank he had a big penis too and I remember when we first started to make love I would be sore for days and she let out a giggle and says you it was very hard not making noise when we did it in my dorm.
Mike you must understand sex before marriage was not lady like back then and one time he was inside me and it hurt and I let out a scream he put a pillow around my face.
In the nine years I have known this woman not once have I ever heard her talk like this nevermimd tell about "Johnny big dick" from her college days. Seeing me nude and my erection must have lite a fire inside her. I had no idea where any of this was coming from. As I am thinking this, she tells me your face is beet red. Really I said. Yes it is she replied. Its just I never knew this side of you? Look Mike I have four kids how do you think they got here? Of course I had a healthly sex life and jugding from the sounds that would come from Suzy bedroom when she lived with my husband and I my daughter does too.
WTF Im thinking why is she telling me this, at that point I put a stop to it Helen I dont need to hear about my wife and her sexual adventures before I met her. Dont be silly you know when you both met she wasnt a virgin and she must have told all this anyway. I didnt keep anything from my husband. She doesnt either but I never ask about her sex life before because it was before me so I dont care its her history and memories.
Ok Mike Ill change the subject.
Looking I wonder if she was still drunk from the night before because before that day and since I have never heard her speak like that to me, also a part of me thinks why did she make it a point to make it seem my wife fucked many boys in her bed before me. Its not jealously truth be told the thought of my wife being so promiscuous in high school&College turns me on. That and my new fantasy banging my wife and her mother at the same time. Somethimg tells me Helen might be mid way though her fifties if given some decent girth inside her I fantasize her being this sex kittten one I need to put a pillow over her mouth so we dont get caught. Lol.
Just a fantasy no more no less
My cock slipped out of my shorts and I hadn't noticed when I was underneath my mother in laws sink unit repairing her leak! I'm pretty well endowed,my mother in law Diane came into the kitchen and asked me if I was finished,won't be long Diane I answered, take as long as you want Richard she said standing over me! It was then that I realised my cock was hanging out! Oh shit I'm sorry Diane I didn't realise! There's no need to apologise Richard! Then it hit me she wanted more! I pulled myself up from the sink and by now had a tent in my shorts! Arhh that's better I said stretching my shorts over my cock, Diane didn't know what to do then I said! I bet it's been a while since you've seen one of these Diane? No we can't Richard she said! Can't what Diane who's going to know? I could see her face that she was dying to touch my cock so I give her a helping hand and grabbed her hand and placed it on my cock! She put her other hand over her mouth and had a look of shock on her face! Slowly she began moving her hand back and forth wanking me off, between us she said to me with a cheeky grin on her face, you going to show me those tits Diane? Close the blinds she said, as I turned back around with a massive hardon she stepped back and unbuttoned her summer dress,I don't think she meant for it to fall completely off but it did, pity I married your daughter I said to her making her blush! Now where were you Diane? Naughty she said and carried on wanking me off, I surprised her by feeling her pussy saying that we can't stop now! She shook her head saying no until I found her clit and rubbed it
Her legs almost buckled and I could feel how wet she was, it was her that took her knickers off and turned around leaning over the kitchen worktop! Arhh god yes Richard she said as I fucked her pussy,I wanted to see it so I turned her around and lifted her onto the worktop! Fuck yes Diane thats what I wanted to see! She had a hairy pussy like my wife, hang on she said and reached around to unclip her bra, she had a massive pair of tits and they bounced about as I fucked her!
Last Thanksgiving we spent the night at my mother in laws so my wife could go shopping on Black Friday she lives in a larger city after my wife left early I went down stairs my mother in law Carolyn was in the kitchen with and open bath robe she caught me looking and ask if I like what I see I said indeed i took her by her hand an lead her to her bed and disrobe her pulled off my shorts not a word said bent her over the bed doggy and went balls deep in her wet pussy I’m 51 years old and Ms Carolyn is 73 but her pussy felt like 25 we fucked pretty much all day and I still drop by just to check on her haha man her pussy is like whiskey better with age