How to ace a college interview

If you are a girl, of at least the age of consent where you live, you have a huge advantage in college admissions. If you apply to a school that conducts interviews, and you get a male interviewer, your sexuality has amazing power.

Dress cute. Wear a little makeup but not a lot. Don’t wear any perfume — your natural scent is the sexiest thing in the world. During the interview, smile and laugh a lot to show you like to have fun. Tell the guy you would do *anything* to get in. Make eye contact when you say that, and really emphasize the word *anything.* If he asks you if you have any questions, ask him if there is anything extra you can do to show him how much you want this. Offer to meet him again if he wants. From there, improvise.

This is probably too risky if the guy is actually an employee of the school. He could lose his job if he crosses the line. But alumni are a different story. They aren’t going to punish you for trying, and for them the reward of flirting and more may be worth the risk.

By Anonymous

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