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Pizza Delivery Dare
First off, you don't even have to say it, yes this was so stupid but this was better than the alternative. My friends and I were playing truth or dare and if you didn't do either you had to send a nude to a ex. It was my turn to be asked truth or dare and I answered dare and my friend says, "Seeing how we have pizza coming in a few minutes, why don't you answer the door naked." I begged for something else but she wasn't moving on it. I really REALLY hated my ex so sending him nudes wasn't gonna happen either.
Eventually I said fine, undressed and waited. The car pulls and and thankfully it was a guy and before he came up to the door I made a bet with my friend, "If I can get him and blow him, I send a nude to your ex." She says "You're never gonna pull that off. Bet" I hear the knock on the door and I open it slowly still being covered by the door and I wave him in so he can put the pizza down. I close the door and honestly I'm embarrassed as hell but we started chatting and he's eyeing me hard. I start making moves like "You're pretty cute." and shit like that.
I get on my knees and up my hair up and I don't really remember what I said to him to get his pants off but he was already hard cause I saw it through his pants. Started blowing him right by my front door and I could see my friend peaking from down the hall. Pizza guy had no idea they were even there. Eventually he came in my mouth, I swallowed, thanked each other and he walked out.
So I got to blow a complete stranger and I sent a nude of my friend to her ex. Embarrassing as hell but sooooo worth it.
WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME! IVE BEEN DELIVERING PIZZAS FOR 3 YEARS
My sorority sister did that during Spring Break a few years ago.
We'd been smoking weed and very drunk. We ordered pizza and agreed we'd all be naked and making out when the guy arrived. He opened the door and asked him to join us. He left and didn't leave the pizza.
30 minutes later the cops came with the hotel manager. They told us we violated a city ordnance and gave us a warning. The hotel manager told us the normal policy was immediate dismissal from the hotel but since we were in no condition to drive, we had to be checked out before 8am the next day. We couldn't find a back up room so we packed and came home.