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Fucked The Tow Truck Guy
Call it cheating but I think what I did was just the smarter play. Last month, I get stuck on the highway and needed a tow. Nearly 30 minutes of waiting, he shows up, puts it on the bed. I was still about 45 minutes away from home and my mechanic is my husband so I said I'd take it home. We start moving and I ask for an estimate. He says because of travel it's almost $400. I couldn't do that. We're barely getting by as is.
So I'm not the most attractive woman ever but I do well for 46. I play up the whole "is there anyway I can get that lowered?" He just flat out says, "Alright, if you blow me, I'll cut the fee in half." I really REALLY didn't want to use my mouth because I could tell he wasn't the most clean man around. But I said, sure and he lowers just pants just enough for me to suck on it. A few minutes in he says, "If you want, I'll just to the basic $70 hook up fee but you have to ride me."
Going from $400 to $200, now to $70. I really couldn't miss this chance to lower it again. Thank GOD I keep condoms in my bag because my husband and I sometimes likes it a little risky late at night. I was NOT fucking this man raw. A truck stop wasn't too far away so we pulled in, I undressed and rode his dick. I wasn't even close to cumming but as long as he did, I didn't care.
Sorry babe. It was a financial decision. Still love you.
That’s true love.
I would have my wife give head in a Bar when I was low on cash and wanted more drinks.
When my wife and i got married in the 90's she would fuck our landlord to save $100 on the rent. We were poor and desperate
Shit, I'd fuck someone if it saved me money too
“Love”? Spare me.
In today's economy, it might actually be love by saving money. I think she made the right play
Wish I had a tow truck
Been driving tow trucks for 14 years. Where are you on my pick ups. Damn it
Not even a hint of it during the 14 years? Are you a short guy?