Pandemic Penis
When lockdown started, I was working from home every day sitting by my big corner windows in my 2nd floor condo.
Across the street is a woman and I guess her two daughters came home from University during all this.
So they kept themselves busy stretching and doing exercises on their patio.
I got used to watching them every day.
Anyway, being in lockdown and feeling kinda whatever I spent a lot of time masturbating at my desk. You know how it is. I figured because I was on the 2nd floor no one could see me. But one time I was outside with my dog and one of those daughters was watching me with a weird expression.
Later I got their mail at our building so I walked it over, and from the vantage point of their patio I realized they could totally see my chair where I sat and worked and wanked off.
I figure that’s why she looked at me strange.
Within a few years, the one daughter got really good looking.
They finally moved away to my great relief because I still sit in the same place every day only more aware of what others can see.
Lame