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My neighbors moved in about 5 years ago from day one the wife would flirt with me when her husband was not around. Smile ear to ear when. She see me or if I water the grass she comes out water hers small talk in skimpy shorts. I talk to her husband once and awhile about sports. Well few weeks ago I was coming out one of my bars walking one of my side chicks to her car get to her car give her a big wet french kiss . As I turn around low and behold my neighbors walking in a restaurant they both said high. I was like fuck I am caught now the neighbor barely speaks to my wife since my wife hates every female that looks at me. I was watering the grass and my neighbor starts with some small talk and says when do I get some . I was like what she says when do I get some of that cock you seem to share we would want your wife to find out. What do I do?
Can you re-write it in english
As soon as your wife done with my cock.
Be polite. Keep it in your pants. Be an adult. Rub one out and think about her, perhaps. Just having the thought doesn't mean that you have to act upon it.
Yeah not buying a bit of it
I'd stop making shit up on the internet.
About time you caught me lol