One time I said to myself “Self,” I said, “let’s go get a Bison Burger”.
Because I like Bison Burgers.
Then my gf wants to fuck and she’s naked and looking mighty fine. And I’m like Dammit, this why I never get Bison Burgers.
She used to send me pictures of milkshakes.
So I broke up and said “Go get a boyfriend and you send him milkshake pics and Fuck.”
Finally I got to restaurant in time and ordered a Bison Burger. This other gal was eating fries so I told her I’m single and we fucked.
Probably gonna get another Bison Burger this week.