One time I said to myself “Self,” I said, “let’s go get a Bison Burger”.

Because I like Bison Burgers.

Then my gf wants to fuck and she’s naked and looking mighty fine. And I’m like Dammit, this why I never get Bison Burgers.

She used to send me pictures of milkshakes.

So I broke up and said “Go get a boyfriend and you send him milkshake pics and Fuck.”

Finally I got to restaurant in time and ordered a Bison Burger. This other gal was eating fries so I told her I’m single and we fucked.

Probably gonna get another Bison Burger this week.


Aug 7
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    • Did you shove that bison burger up your ass or did you fuck it, cum on it then eat it? If none of these then why are you even here?

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    • I was just fucking with the writer. If you, then take the plug out tour ass and laugh!

    • Ok personality disorder

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    • Yes

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