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Bison
One time I said to myself “Self,” I said, “let’s go get a Bison Burger”.
Because I like Bison Burgers.
Then my gf wants to fuck and she’s naked and looking mighty fine. And I’m like Dammit, this why I never get Bison Burgers.
She used to send me pictures of milkshakes.
So I broke up and said “Go get a boyfriend and you send him milkshake pics and Fuck.”
Finally I got to restaurant in time and ordered a Bison Burger. This other gal was eating fries so I told her I’m single and we fucked.
Probably gonna get another Bison Burger this week.
Best.
Did you shove that bison burger up your ass or did you fuck it, cum on it then eat it? If none of these then why are you even here?
Low-lifes
I was just fucking with the writer. If you, then take the plug out tour ass and laugh!
Ok personality disorder
Stupid
Yes