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Unsalted butter
My boy friend got me drunk and used unsalted butter to fuck me in the ass. It felt like I was breaking up inside when he pushed his dick all they inn. I've never sobered up so fast in my whole life. Kept telling me it was the best way to avoid pregnancy. I couldn't sit for three days. Not sure if I liked it or not, but make sure it's unsalted when I go to the supermarket.
It’s then when you squat over toast and drip the butter on and eat it. Mmm.
By getting drunk and putting yourself in that situation you are giving consent.
If he got you drunk, then there is no consent and it is therefore sexual assault.
Maybe try olive oil
Just use actual lube, silicone is thick and waterproof, but water based cleans better. They make actual anal specific lube. Don't lube up at the grocery store.
Is it a good way to avoid pregnancy? I make a roll or patch of cotton and soak it with coke, then place it deep inside my cunt just before getting fucked by my bf. It works great!
I can't believe it's not butter.