My daughter heard me talking dirty ......
More embarrassing - was that it was my youngest sister's boyfriend pounding away on top of me!
My daughter walked in just as I said - smiling up at the young man - "you really like fucking me don't you, baby?!"
Then I saw her at the door....
Me and the wife were headed home from a concert and had been fooling around driving home. Well we started talking about the 24 hour adult book store by are house that sells toys. We were stoned and my wife wanted to get some lube and a strap on. Well we had butt dialed are high school daughter that was at home with one of her friends when we seen the phone we can hear them giggling. My wife tried to change the conversation to strap on high heels. But we don't think that worked.
And this is supposed to be ???
How old is your daughter?
Quit trolling for kids!!!