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Chair Sniffer
I used to work for a good sized company that had various locations but I worked at the headquarters building where there were maybe 100 employees. I typically worked very late and was often the last one there or the last one in my area. There were quite a few really attractive women that worked there, and some that were just drop dead sexy and knew it.
When I was there alone I would roam around and sniff the chairs of the women I was most turned on by, and others as well. It was such a turn on to bury my head in the seat when I knew their little pussies had been parked there a short time earlier. The aromas were so arousing, I always got hard. Younger women in full ovulation mode always had the strongest most powerful scent. If I knew the cleaning crew was not around I would sometimes jerk off too. On my knees, head in the seat, cock in hand with a paper towel wrapped around it. A few of the seats were of a color and rough material where I could ejaculate on the seat itself without leaving a cum stain. Although I only did that on fridays so I knew it would dry over the weekend (can’t be getting cum stains on their skirts and pants to blow my cover). It was such a naughty exciting secret to know these women were sitting on my cum. Especially while I would chat with them about something the next day. Sometimes if their coffee cup was clean and ready to go for the next day, I’d put a bit of cum in. It was a turn on to watch them sip their coffee, and my cream. I also had a little challenge for myself which as to see how senior an employee I could sniff. I was able to sniff the pussy scent of the SR VP for marketing in her plush office. That meant going to the executive area and into offices. More risky, but exciting.
One of my most important discoveries was that women I did not find attractive in the least sometimes actually had the most ripe, delicious and intoxicating smelling pussies. That opened up a whole new avenue of discovery. I also looked at them very differently after knowing how fucking sexy they smelled between their legs. In fact, that changed my whole thought process if I met a woman I found unattractive. I’d wonder…but what does her pussy smell like? I almost got caught a few times, either by someone returning unexpectedly or by the cleaning crew. But never got nabbed. My sniffing and stroking went on for years until I left that job, and was so much fun. Great memories.
Wish I could have been you right now... And to be honest I've too had hot coworkers in my past job and they were some pretty toxic ones but goddamn their rear ends were so juicy as I take a peek on their asses jiggling on their every step but unfortunately I didn't get the chance to sniff their chairs as there were cctv cameras and I was a good employee so didn't wanna risk my name. But to your surprise there's my upstairs female neighbour who loves to talk with me and we both are good friends, I always take the chance to sniff her scooter seat which she rides on daily with her daughter... Oh yes, I sniff my neighbour and her daughter's plump cheeks on their scooter after I'm clear for the sneaky act... Sometimes it's warm but my disappointment every time is it's never stinky, but always warm, sometimes I go late night to take a night-whiff... But all the time it's not stinky it would smell only like their laundry detergent, I would always greedily expect it to smell bad so that I could sniff their pussies and assholes in it's full potential... But I get only to sniff and kiss their seat as it is without any odor or smell... But still I always imagine I'm their seat and they sit on me and rub their ass and pussy on my face and suffocate me under their juicy rear ends... While writing this I'm hard... Gtg jerk off lol bye...