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I had a very liberal youth
I think my mother relived her youth thru me. She got married to my father as a junior in HS, he was a senior. He joined the service as soon as he graduated, mom told me because he needed a job with insurance. I guess dad liked it as he made it a career. All my teenage years were spent in Europe. I was an easy developer and mom put me on the pill at 13. She let me know all about the facts of life and that I should let anyone shame me if I wanted to experiment sexually. Funny part is that she'd grill my dates and told them that they had better use a rubber is they had sex with me, now how embarrassing is that. She'd even ask when I went with a black guy or Latino if I had sex with them, did I make sure they wore a rubber.
Again once I was comfortable with her about my being sexually active, she'd be sitting at the kitchen in her robe, smoking a cigarette waiting for me. She'd always wanted know what we did, was he nice to me, did we screw and was it any good.
I used to think I had the weirdest mom, but now being older I think it was because she went right to being an adult.
I guess that's why they got divorced after 40 years of marriage.
My boyfriend and I recently decided to have a talk with my parents about our lifestyle. Sounds strange, but the reasons are valid, but way too complex and complicated to explain here.
Growing up was the opposite for me and my mom. No boy advice. No makeup advice. No shaving advice. Nothing. I had to figure it out on my own, and so I got a late start. I don't fault her at all, another complicated and complex subject not really worth explaining here.
My dad's questions and concerns mainly are about safety. My mom on the other hand, wants details and stories. She needs to know everything from the beginning of when I started seeing other men while being with my boyfriend up until when are we going to do it again.
She definitely tries to play it cool as if she doesn't get off on it. She fascinated and intrigued and very curious. She's only been with 2 guys her whole life. I see her wishing she could be in my position. On one hand how romantic being with just my dad since high-school is. But on the other how hot is it to have had over 200 guys?
She's going to want to hear about what we did last weekend! 😆
She was living vicariously through you. You’re both for the streets