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DirectTV would not help us.
Had to take my wife to the ER. Remote totally inside her colon. Told me she accidentally sat on it. One in a million shot she said.
If I can’t get a new remote free of charge I’m switching to Dish.
Lost a string of Ben wal balls in my wife ass took a good 25 minutes to get out . Was just about to go to the ER get them out . Let's just say was shity mess
Next tim let me put my dick up her butthole she enjoy it a lot better
I don’t think she would want anything smaller than a DIRECTV remote. But thanks anyway.