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I want to fuck my neighbors wife
She is in her 70’s early 70’s , and she likes to drink , how do I approach her for the first time ? She’s tall and slender , doesn’t wear makeup anymore , but that’s not an issue for me , I still want to hit it ! I’m not sure but I don’t think her husband is tapping it anymore , just because I think he has medical issues . Sometimes he leaves her alone at home, and I’m thinking about going over and knocking on her door , but I can’t think of a good reason ? Help me out fellas , give me some pointers , or some possibilities that I could try ?
You don’t mention having a wife so I’ll assume you don’t. Invite them both over for a drink. Make sure she gets overserved. Just talk, be friendly, and see what develops. Not that anything happens right then, but maybe you exchange some knowing glances with her. Or maybe you learn more about the husbands situation. You need to ease your way in. With all due respect to the other comments, I think an outright proposal of sex is risky and low probability.
Usually works if your offering a young hard cock to pound the hell out of her old pussy
For starters, I'm going to assume that you're friends with these neighbors--i.e., you talk to them regularly? If so, do you ever get into one-on-one conversations with just the wife? If so, then my advice is to just come right out and tell her that you find her attractive and that you've been having fantasies about fucking her. My bet is she'll be flattered...and then see where it goes from there.
However, if you don't have a friendly relationship with them (meaning you rarely talk to them), then this advice won't work.