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Asked my wife when she first had sex
My wife told me she lost her virginity to her boss when she was 26.
She also said a guy asked her if she knew what 69 was. She said, "No".
So he showed her on the floor of his apt....."he was on top of me".
How old were you?
"Oh, about 17 I think."
"Wait!?....some guy was face down between your legs and spreading your butt cheeks with his hands, sucking and licking your cunt and butt hole, sliding his tongue into your pussy as far as he could get it, while you had his dick in your mouth, his balls bouncing on your chin and you're eyeballing his butt hole inches from your face....but you didn't have "sex" until 9 years later?!"
"Yeah, so?"
"Did you have an orgasm....and where did he cum?"
"I told you - he was in my mouth...and yeah... I had a really big orgasm!"
"Are you related to Bill Clinton?"
(true story from the wife!)
Wives will always say what they think you want to hear. My ex sucked 56 cocks before she ever was fucked by one at 17. She started sucking cock at 15 (no lie her church youth pastor). Best part now that she is my ex is that she only gave me 2 in 12 years. She would say “now that we married I don’t need to give blowjobs because we can have sex.”
She sucked as a teenager, sucked as a wife and probably sucks as a divorcee.
I know what you mean I met my wife when she was 15 and I was 16 within one week she was sucking my dick told me that I was her first. When the truth finally came out she had been sucking off guys in the neighborhood that she lived since she was 13. And a bunch of guys at school was blowing loads in her mouth as well. I didn't find all of this out until after we were married and she's been sucking other men ever since we've been married she cannot turn a dick down she loves sucking. So it was either accept it or divorce and we've been married 28 years and she's still sucking a lot of cock
My wife told me that she lost her virginity at 18 when she was in college. However, her younger sister told me that she had watched a boy in high school fuck my wife when she was 16. I didn't care either way since I really loved fucking her and she always was ready to fuck any time that I wanted.
All wives lie about sex. They think their lies will never catch up to them.
My wife had her first sex at the age of 19. She had a bf from university who took her home and started kissing and taking her clothes off. She gave him her first blowjob, she first kissed the head of his cock and licked all then took his whole cock in her mouth while he was squeezing her tits.
They moved to 69. He fingered her ass, then he brought a lubricant and shoved his dick in her ass and fucked her till he came inside.
Men all want to know your history but then are so quick to use it against you. is under the impression he was the first and I have never corrected him. Sorry baby, I love you and we've been happy with each other, but you are number 5. Only #3 was better that you and that's because was huge and knew how to use it.
My wife was 14 when she gave her virginity to a 19 year old black boy and that was the start of her becoming a little slut. But I still married her and I love her and she still has sex with other men even today.
I have not and would never tell my husband the truth about when and to 'whom' I lost my virginity to. He thinks it happened my sophomore year in high school with a varsity jock senior ex-boyfriend.
I'm currently 49 and faithfully married to the same man for 27 years. We met in college, married the summer after graduation and I started having kids soon after. We have three. Two girls and one son.
It was the summer of 1987 and the summer before my freshman year in high school. That's enough and I'm not about to post my age. lol
Sandy's mom and dad invited me to go with them to a cabin near Boulder, CO for two weeks. Sandy's mom and my mom were best friends and got pregnant at the same time. You could say we've known each other all of our lives. btw; I always thought my friend's dad looked like Rob Lowe.
At the cabin, Sandy's mom enrolled her in a violin camp in Boulder for the first week. It only lasted two hours a day and I wasn't interested in going the second day so I stayed behind to go hiking or read a book near the lake. Her dad didn't know anyone was home so he was walking around shirtless in his underwear. He seen me and tried to cover his crotch. I could tell he was huge. One thing lead to another and I talked him into allow me to see it. I gave him oral and begged him to be my first. He was hesitant but I convinced him know one would know but I also told him I was not on birth control. He told me he'd had a vasectomy and all was good. He was amazing at popping my cherry. We had sex 4 more time on that trip.
THAT is so hot!
My goofy wife of 30 yrs - sexy as hell - perfectly content to tell me that she had a few dozen lovers - lots of BJs, bosses, foreign students she tutored, men as old as her dad, younger guys, pick-ups at night spots, one-nighters, back-seaters, etc. etc, but ....amazingly....she "never came"....."hardly ever came..."etc.
What is it with wives - after a decade or two they start pretending they didn't enjoy the hell out of fucking before they were married!?
I know for a fact that these guys came back for many repeats - because she was such a good fuck!