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HPV Infection
I just wanted to confess that I gave my wife HPV after a side how gave it to me. My wife got her yearly physical, gyno exam done and the STI tests came back positive for HPV. She had no idea how she would have contracted it unless from me. I wouldn't give in and was able to convince her that she probably got it from one of her previous sexual partners before we met (18 years ago). Since her exam my HPV cleared up, so I was clean, and she was dirty which made the convincing of her that she was a used slut that much easier. I haven't told her and never will.
My wife turned up positive and I had to go get tested. She was so pissed and blamed it all on me. Three negative tests results followed by a mutual conversation with her doctor she finally believed me. Thinking that was the end of it, I said to her doctor “So Dr. Smith (not his real name) how could my wife here have HPV and not me?” He said “Well you could have had it and it could have cleared in its own. You might be immune but I doubt that. It is possible. But I don’t think that is the case. I’ve been seeing Steph here since she became sexually active. Before you two got married we talked and she told me that she told you she’s had a few STIs (looking at her chart) chlamydia, gonorrhoea… that’s it. Just the two (the look on her face was priceless). Nothing to worry about. Fully cured years ago.”
She cried all the way home without me saying a word. At home she continued to cry turning it around on me saying “If you would have just admitted you had HPV we never would have had to go through with this!”
Did I mention she’s my ex wife? Yeah, she is.
Well done mate! She doesn't need to know so take it to the grave. Entirely possible one could have contracted it from years ago. I'm a case in point.