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Ever stupidly ask, "including me - who's the biggest you've had?"
My wife is very attractive, very sexy to look at, has a very sexy mind, and is a big flirt - because she knows it.
She was very experienced when she married me at age 35. (Me - 43)
She says things like, "girls like to look at men - men like to look at girls - it is all so natural!"....and is very 'mature' about sex, and her personal experiences with sex.
She's had a LOT more partners than I have had.
Hell, I think she's had more anal than I have had women - full stop!...that kind of thing. Dozens of blow jobs, necking and petting sessions with probably 50 guys - mostly older. Several bosses.
She says she's fucked plenty of men, is not ashamed of most of her past - and now is ready to marry and have kids.
Happily she's willing to share her experiences when we are in bed....and one night I asked her, "including me, who is the biggest you had in you?"
"No question, that'd be T.Harding!"
"Geez - Wasn't he your boss, and the guy who took your virginity when you were 18, and he was what? 46?"
"Yep! and I know what you're thinking. Yes it was a real ordeal trying to get him inside of me when I was such a tight little virgin!"
"How big was he?"
"I never measured him - but I couldn't get my fingers around him, and his balls were huge, too. Big dark pink head when he was hard...filled my mouth. It took him a month of poking me with fingers and sex toys he had before I was able to take him inside my body when I was riding him that one night.!"
"He ever go in your bottom?"
"My bottom?! - no way! but he tried one night in a fancy hotel he took me to. I think it was all his plan to impress me ...and to get it in my butt!"
"And..?"
"Ah, no - it was funny I gave him a shower, playing with his balls and stuff, then dried him off and gave him a nice blow job as he sat on the bed to try to get his "edge" off - so he would not just rape my poor little butt hole!"
"He got me really drunk, laid me on my stomach, put a pillow under my hips, spread my legs wide....positioned himself between my legs, and kept telling me to "Relax baby, just relax....baby, relax...!" (I was so fucking relaxed I was nearly unconscious!) ....and then I felt his big mushroom head touch my butt hole and start pushing....pushing....I was moaning and he pinned my cheeks wide open and told me , stop squirming!. and pushed a bit more - then suddenly he roared and shot a cup full of his liquid all over my butt crack and lower back!"
"I knew better than to laugh !"
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"Yeah, looking down at my little pink flower of a butt hole.....he came just at the thought of sinking his big 47 year old dick in my little 22 yr old virgin butt hole!"
"That I think was the only time he got my butt - but I could be wrong - he used to get me so drunk in those days...it was not uncommon for me to wake up in a hotel room with teeth marks around my nipples, bite marks on my butt, a swollen pussy from 'whatever' he did to it ...or put in it." (found a large unpeeled banana on the night stand one morning) and although he liked to shove a thick finger in me when he was fucking me - I'm pretty sure he used to put other things into my poor bottom as well.
"Yeah, he had the biggest cock I've ever had in me....and was the kinkiest boyfriend I ever had. Off and on for 6 years."
"As I've told you before - once I found out he was sleeping around on me - especially with those baby-sitters, I closed my legs to him.....
"Wait!...didn't you tell me...?"
"OK, OK, we fucked a few more times - but that was all. And now he's moved to Seattle."
Thank goodness.
My wife laughs when she sees me watching Interracial porn. I asked her why and she said do you know how many black guys you have to fuck before you find a horse dick ? Now she grew up on an Army post in the 70's and she said that black all wanted to score white pussy and they are very insistent. so I asked her how many black guys did she do ? a lot and I probably did at least 20 before I got a "Mandingo". then I asked how he was and she said that I learned to like my cervix being bumped
My wife and I shared our pasts before we got married and she hinted that one of her past boyfriends had a big cock. I was a little jealous at first knowing that my cute little wife had taken a big dick but as time has passed, I've accepted it. I bought her a large realistic dildo, and she loves it!
I asked my wife because I know there’s no way I’m the biggest. If I was I’d feel sorry for the sex she had gotten before me. I’m 5 inches on my best day. I just asked if I was her biggest. She’s never been one to lie and will always tell the truth. She said, “No dear. The guy I was sleeping with when I met you was probably 9 inches and my ex was 11.”
When my wife wanted a dildo for play she was hesitant to get one bigger than me, thinking I’d be insulted. I’m 6” if I try hard. I told her it’s about her pleasure and I’m not intimidated by it. So she went for the 8” long, thick girth vibrator. She loves it and so do I. The excitement she experiences is off the charts, and always a shuddering orgasm especially if I lick at the same time. We even tease and I’ll switch fucking with the dildo and then my cock. I make her tell me which one she likes better and it’s always different. Sometimes she says me (maybe lying, I don’t care) and sometimes says the dildo and that I’m pathetically small in comparison. I love the sex play, even the humiliation. It all gets her off and that’s my goal.
Hard truth... said I'm the smallest she's been with but that I make up for it in other ways. The night I had an orgasm as I touched my head to her pussy and saw her disappointment... I learned to be an expert at oral.
And 10,000 cocks have benefited from your expertise.
I am just average size 6 1/2 uncut me and my wife have had a few threesoms before a couple of the guys were a little bigger than me. One night she went out with a girl friend of hers and ended up getting pretty drunk and went home with a black guy. She told me that he had the biggest cock that she had ever seen and said that he had to be 9 or 10 inches and thick. She tried to suck him off but she kept gagging on it he licked her pussy until she had an orgasm and then he started putting his cock into her pussy really slow. She told me that it hurt and felt good at the same time. She said that he was about half way into her when she started cumming again that's when he really fucked her hard and he was balls deep inside of her. She told me that she had never been fucked for so long and hard by a guy before. She was on her back with her legs up over his shoulders pounding away at her with long strokes and when he finally started to cum he was drove into her pussy as far as he could and filled her pussy with so much cum that it was licking out of her smooth pussy she said that was the best fuck of her life and hopefully she gets to do it again someday.
My ex took a 14" horse pp