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My completely drunk gf showed her boobs to our friends
My girlfriend is very intelligent and very sweet, but also very naive, and until Friday she had had no previous experience with drinking alcohol. We had a little party with our friends and everyone wanted to do a few shots to celebrate her 18th birthday. It's true she didn't want at first and I pressed her too. I thought it would be fun to see her loosen up a bit. Unfortunately things went too far, a couple of shots were enough to mess her up and then she no longer listened when I told her having more shots was maybe not the best idea. But I didn't really actively try to stop her. Very quickly she got insanely drunk, she was slurring her words and got badly uncoordinated, she kept spilling drinks and she was almost falling from her chair. I was a bit worried but also, like all our friends, amused and intrigued to see her like that. She is such a goody two shoes usually. I realized how fucked up she was when she stumbled to the toilet, and I had to run to close the door after her because she was about to pull down her panties without realizing that the door was open.
Now, you have to know that my gf has very big, very beautiful breasts. She's kind of "famous" for that but her sober version is also kind of self-conscious. She tries not to wear anything too tight or revealing. But on Friday the alcohol made her feel hot, so at one point she took off her shirt and sat at the table with a top that was never intended to be worn with nothing else to cover her, not by a person like her. So our friends started making jokes about her boobs. It's ok, we are very close, it was not that weird. And anyhow at this point she was so drunk she just seem to laugh randomly, without even getting the jokes. One of our friends in particular was teasing her for her top. He kept saying things like: come on, at this point can't we just see it all? Then he turned in my direction and said: come on, we are celebrating, I don't think he would object if you showed us.
I found it a little annoying but I didn't take him seriously. He was drunk too, we were all drunk, and at this point by the way my gf had her head reclined on the table, her hair falling on her face and she was communicating through incoherent giggles and moans. I thought she wasn't even listening, and I was mostly worried that any minute she would get sick, and I would have to take care of her.
Then, it happened very quickly. I got distracted and when I turned in her direction she was already standing up, she stumbled really badly, I thought she wanted to go to the bathroom again, I looked in her eyes and I got scared by this completely lost grin she had on her face, like she couldn't even see what was in front of her or recognize me.
Then she took off her undershirt, and threw it (accidentally) into the sink.
For a couple of seconds no one was able to react and iI guess not even to breathe.
I remember thinking it had to be a dream.
My girlfriend couldn't really be there with a retarded smile and her naked boobs dangling in front of everything.
The next few seconds were confused. Everyone was looking at me. I snapped and covered her with my body but I had nothing to dress her with. Someone took the undershirt from the sink but it was soaking wet. In shock it took me maybe 10 seconds to think about taking off my shirt and putting it on her, but to do that I let her go and she fell forward onto the table. An indescribable scene, with my friends who retracted their hands so as not to risk touching her and her huge boobs, with her nipples a little hardened by the cold of the table surface, bouncing everywhere. Dressing her was not easy because she was now confused and disoriented and kept pushing me away. When I put her shirt on I tried to take her to the bathroom to compose herself but we didn't make it there. She turned her head and threw up on her arm. Then thunderously, again, on the floor. I'll spare you the account of the rest of the evening, in which she kept throwing up and incoherently ranting for hours, without sobering up until the next morning.
Now she is literally furious with me. She says I knew she had never been drinking before and I should have stopped her. She says it is my fault she humiliated herself in front of everyone.
Do you think this is fair?
I don't dare telling her, but I think as fucked up as she was you need to have an exhibitionist streak deep down into yourself to do something like that, don't you?
Absolutely no one’s fault but her own. She drank willingly and wouldn’t listen to you. She probably liked showing her boobies but too shy to do it sober. Now she’s embarrassed and wants to blame someone else. My wife wanted to see the inside of a strip club one night after having too much to drink. She ended up on stage naked. The next day she said I can’t believe you let me do that. I said I didn’t control her. She said she was so embarrassed. She said she remembered doing it and remembered all the guys looking at her. She said it was the alcohol. A few weeks later she apologized for blaming me. She also said it was embarrassingly exciting being on stage and looking out over the crowd and seeing all the guys looking at her naked. She asked me to forgive her. I said forgive you? Never, you were hot on stage. I told her someday I would like to see her do it sober. Either way it was her doing it not me. No one to blame but herself.
All of our wives had fallen asleep or passed out at my pals home after an all day party just leaving myself,my two buddies Chris and Robbie and my daughter Danielle, who herself was rather drunk! Can you twerk danni? My pal Chris said messing about! Really good she slurred! And moved her arse up and down infront of us! The more she did it the further her extremely short skirt raised up and too my pals enjoyment she wasn't wearing any underwear! Robbie nudged me and smiled! Bend over a bit more! That's really good danni they both chuckled watching her holes on show!! Danni I said! You haven't got any knickers on! She turned to face us giving us a sight of her pussy hair! Oops she said and unbelievably took her entire skirt off! Not shy are you danni! I'm a bad girl she said taking her top off then her bra! Fucking hell Chris and Robbie said as my daughter danced naked before us! Dance with me she said and pulled them both up! I swear they both would have fucked her if one of the wives hadn't woken up
At least you're showing some sensitivity to her feelings. I dumped a bf who constantly took pleasure in trying to deliberately expose my body in public, which I found annoying, embarrassing and childish. The last straw was when he pantsed me in a pub in front of his mates. I was wearing a thong underneath my leggings and felt completely humiliated. I slapped his face and walked out. I dumped him by text and refused to return his calls. Arsehole. I even blamed myself for not putting my foot down earlier in the relationship.
Back in college I went to a party/rave on the hills and I met this girl I always saw at the library. She was a very nice and polite girl, about to become a doctor, she also had a boyfriend. I remember she told me that type of party was definitely not for her, she had just come because her best friend insisted so much.
I saw her again 5 of 6 hours later, at 3 or 4 a.m., she was so high and or/drunk she didn't even see me and she was staggering around completely naked, her friend was chasing her to cover her somehow.
As far as I know her life went on, she became a doctor and she married the guy she was dating.
People do very stupid things when they drink/take drugs. Don't take it too seriously.
You're both being over-sensitive. It happened and you need to just get over it.
I lose all inhibitions when I get drunk and I regularly get my tits out or flash my bum. I've even stripped naked and danced on tables. It's just a part of being young and enjoying life.
Stop over-analysing.
Love, Rosy Cheeks xx
No - she was drunk - stupid. Drink makes you do dumb things, wrong things, things you'll regret.....like drinking more and more until you do something like she did.
Next time that you get her drunk, take all of her clothes off and let all of your friends fuck her. This would be best if you have not had sex with her and she is a virgin. My virgin girlfriend got drunk at a frat party when she was a freshman in college and was fucked by six guys. I actually watched as they fucked her and I fucked her after they all had come inside her cunt. We dated all through college and she got fucked by many frat guys. We got married after graduating. She had been fucked by about 50 guys.
Middle-aged man with a fantasy about having a virgin girlfriend and watching her get fucked by six guys, because that’s definitely how people lose their virginity…still, provides material for a good wank, huh?
Something similar happened to me years ago, this girl and I were friends and she wanted me to get her drunk for the first time and make her try weed at a beach party, shortly after breaking up with her bf and turning 21. We were both fucked up but we lost contact and she ended up fucking two random guys at the same time behind a bush. I just learned this the following morning. After that she blamed me for everyone cconsidering her a slut and literally stopped talking to me.