Aunt Mandy's Horrible Farts

Last summer I went on vacation with my aunt, uncle, and cousins. They aren't really related to me, but we're close like family.

Anyway, one night we were driving to the suite. My Uncle Jake was driving and Aunt Mandy was in the passengers seat. Aunt Mandy was wearing a tank top over her bathing suit top, but still had her bottoms on. She is 5'5, skinny, and has curly brown hair that goes to just above her shoulders.

Me and my cousins were talking when an awful smell hit our noses. Aunt Mandy asked who farted, and all of us said no. A few minutes later the awful smell returned and Aunt Mandy once again asked who farted, and we all said no again. My cousins, Jordan and Riley start accusing Uncle Jake of doing it.

Well a few minutes later a loud fart was heard and the awful smell once again returned. The sound had came from Aunt Mandy's side and Uncle Jake pointed to her and said "IT WAS YOU!" Aunt Mandy laughed and said "All three farts were me".

But the story doesn't end there. We reached the suite we went into the elevator. Our room was on the 20th floor. The moment the doors closed, Aunt Mandy went up to the doors, put her hands on the doors, bent over a little, and let out a nasty wet fart.

She turned around and started laughing, uttering the words "I just pooped myself".

We were all gagging, but she was laughing. It honestly made me attracted to her

By Anonymous

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